ROLL CALL: Brooklyn Beckham's A-List Birthday Bash & Lindsay Replaces Britney

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Brooklyn Beckham's A-List Birthday Bash: If your parents are a world famous soccer player and a Spice Girl, it's only natural that Eva Longoria Parker and Heidi Klum will be at your birthday party. Victoria Beckham held a 9th birthday party for son Brooklyn at Pink Taco in Century City on Tuesday, Page Six reports. Brooklyn along with 30 friends and their mothers, including the "Runway" maven and the "Desperate" Housewife, dined on Mexican food and were given blue gym bags packed with party favors. "There were a bunch of boys with soccer moms, albeit, posh soccer moms," a source tells Page Six. Unfortunately, David Beckham could not attend the party, as he is out of the country.

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Britney Auf'd & Lindsay In: Lindsay Lohan is replacing Britney Spears as the host of Scandinavian Style Mansion gala in LA, E! Online's Marc Malkin reports. Brit was originally asked to host the fashion event, but organizer Claus Hjelmbak reportedly announced she would be replacing the singer after she was hospitalized. Claus did not return E!'s calls, but several sources have told E! Lindsay is set to do hosting duties, including her rep, who said, "I think so," when asked if Lindsay would host. We're guessing torn fish net stockings and pink wigs are not the rage in Scandinavian countries.

Justin & Jessica Are 'Fine': Despite reports that Justin Timberlake and Kate Hudson have taken a liking to one another (reports their reps deny), Justin is reportedly taking Jessica Biel out "for a special dinner" for her 26th birthday, Us Magazine reports. "There's no tension surrounding those cheating rumors. Everything's fine," a friend of the couple tells Us. And yet another celebrity couple crisis averted-- for now at least.

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'Lights' & 'Brothers' Stars Visit Guantanamo Bay: Minka Kelly of "Friday Night Lights" and Dave Annable of "Brothers and Sisters" lent their celebrity status to soldiers at the U.S. Naval Station in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, People reports. The actors took part in the weeklong USO tour to help raise spirits of enlisted men and women. Minka and Dave tried on body armor & helmets and went for a ride on a Piranha patrol boat. Maybe the armed forces can help Minka's "Friday Night Lights," as the show's future is still uncertain.

Mulder & Scully's Lip Lock: Attention nerds, geeks, and alien enthusiasts! The Believer and the Skeptic, Agents Mulder and Scully of "X-Files" fame, were spotted kissing on the set of the "X-Files" sequel, Page Six reports. A kiss between these characters leads us to believe the duo finally get together in the sequel. It appears the truth, along with a dash of romance, is still out there!

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