ROLL CALL: Angelina's Tech Impairment, Pam Anderson's French Tease & Is The Strike Ending?

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenaningans
by Jesse Spero

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'Survivor': Young Hollywood?: Troubled stars of Hollywood, the tribe has spoken! Or at least the host has. The host of "Survivor," Jeff Probst, is offering up a solution to the continued downward spiral of Hollywood's youngest, hottest, and issue-ridden. "We could just take them and call it Survivor: Young Hollywood. I don't even think we'd have to promote that," Jeff tells PageSix. "It would be a little bit of rehab because you won't have access to anything out there. Maybe we could help!" We're betting Britney can eat more bugs than Paris.

Angelina The Technophobe?: While receiving an honor at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival, Angelina Jolie admitted she won't be fixing Maddox's laptop any time soon, saying, "As Brad knows, I don't really how to turn on a computer," People reports. She also spoke out on ex-Billy Bob Thorton, saying, "I thought he was an amazing artist, and still is." Of course she was silent when it came to baby bump news.

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Pam Anderson Revealed: Pam Anderson is heading to Paris to star in a two-day, four-show Valentine's Day engagement at the chic topless revue Le Crazy Horse, on Feb. 13-14, People reports. Dita Von Teese has performed at the club, and Beyoncé hosted a birthday party for Jay-Z there. Pam is reportedly performing a Brigitte Bardot tribute, no word if she'll follow the club's full-nudity policy during the finale.

Writer's Strike Nearing An End?: In what could be great news for thousands of Hollywood employees, and millions of fans, Variety reports the strike could be resolved as early as this week. "It's not a done deal, by any means, but Friday was a good day," a source tells the mag. For those of you dreading the possibility of an abbreviated Oscar ceremony this year, an end to the strike will return the ceremony to its three-hour plus grandeur. Cue the orchestra; we're expecting the winners to be a little more long winded than

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