BILLY! Listen to ME!!! Shave, use hair dye and dress younger! You embarrass Madonna by showing up looking like a fat rich grandpa. You both did your music in the same era. Mick Jagger is like 80 now and look at him. Madonna will take pictures with him!!!
Most of you are saying Alicia is hot because Marc Antony looks like a dead version of Jimmy Smitts... Wait... I can top that... Marc Antony looks like Steve Buscemi... Aaaah! (Why not just invite Steve Buscemi. He'd be a lot more interesting to talk too.) Billy Joel looks like... a Disney exec. - fat, old, no hair, but dressed nicely with an air of repugnant hautiness.
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