TO TIKIMAN, THE TIKI-MAN! I BEGIN TO RAP, WHILE BERTHA IS IN YOUR LAP...YOU SPEAK ABOUT DREAMING, BERTHA HAS BEEN ON CLOUD #9, DOWNRIGHT BEAMING...YOU SAID BE GENTLE, WAS THAT A JOKE, FOR A VIRGIN, YOU'RE ONE HOT BLOKE...BERTHA SAID SHE RODE YOU LIKE A GALLOPING HORSE, SHE SAID THAT WITH A GIGGLE AND BLUSH, OF COURSE...A STALLION STUD, NOT A DUD!
TO TIKIMAN I RAP THIS SONG, YOU AND BERTHA, GOT ALONG...YOU BROUGHT TOOTHPICKS, JUST LIKE A HICK, TOO BAD BERTHA, ALMOST GOT SICK...SHE HAS NO TEETH, JUST USES A BLENDER, THE GESTURE YOU MADE, WAS OH, SO TENDER...SHE LOVED YOUR BIB, WITH WINNIE THE POOH, YOU STILL GOT A PORKY'S BIB, WHEN IT WAS THROUGH...A SOUVENIR, OF YOUR DATE, YOU WERE POLITE, YOU WERE GREAT!
TIKIMAN IS VERY SPECIAL, AND OH, SO SWELL, I RAP A STORY, I MUST TELL...BERTHA'S DREAM, HAS COME TRUE, ALL BECAUSE, OF SOMEONE LIKE YOU...SHE IS REALLY ,TICKLED PINK, SHE CAN'T TALK, SHE CAN'T THINK...ALL SHE DOES, IS RAP AND SING, I THINK SHE IS READY, FOR A RING...YOU CHOWED THOSE PORK RINDS, LIKE A PRO, IMPRESSED BERTHA, DON'T YOU KNOW...
Sounds sweet Karma! Thanks so much for the chance! I will bring the toothpicks for us.
I Can't wait, this will be my first so tell her to be gentle. I have my own bibs but, we can share hers if she likes. I am dreaming about her now.
Im not sure as to what shes tryin to prove about her hilarious behavior but I really love her acting. I really like the way she relates herself with her roles in the movies and i just wish she started growing up and realizing what potential she has and grow up, shes really good.
Hope for the best in your future Lindsay, and hope she doesnt take advantage of it to much it might just brake her..
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