Remember when Kim Kardashian was pelted with a flour bomb in March while hawking her new perfume? This possibly staged event, as well as new footage of the pampered family throwing a marathon pity party, can soon be viewed by fans of this real-life Beverly Hills "Brady Bunch." E!'s popular reality show, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," airs its first episode of Season 7 on Sunday, May 20.
A 30-second trailer with snippets from the new season raises many questions for followers of this troubled clan of K-people, whose perpetual mishaps make a multi-car train wreck almost seem calming.
Kris Jenner Confronts Old Love Affair
Never to be confused with Mother Teresa, it looks like mama Kris Jenner could come off as even more of a hot tomato this year. The trailer hints the momager's long-ago love affair will be a hot topic on at least one episode of the show this year.
As was revealed in her 2011 memoir, "Kris Jenner . . . and All Things Kardashian," when the now 56-year-old was still married to the father of her three older girls, she had a torrid love affair with a younger man named Todd Waterman (they reportedly consummated their relationship in a friend's closet). The liaison with the hunky Hollywood animator, whom she called "Ryan" in her tell-all, allegedly broke up the brunette's marriage to O.J. Simpson lawyer, Robert Kardashian.
Apparently alluding to Ryan/Todd, Kris says in the preview, "I left my husband for this guy," and Khloe ominously replies, "You know Bruce is going to kill you."
Whatever that means.
Kimmie and Kanye Sitting in a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Meanwhile, curvy Kim, who appeared slightly foolish on season six when she fell in and out love with her dribbling husband faster than you can get a cell phone rebate, is seen getting over her quickie marriage with her new rumored boyfriend, Kanye West. According to Hollywoodite, Kim has been "shilling her fauxmance" with Kanye West to boost ratings for the new season, and unlike Kris Humphries, this K-man is cool with the charade because it will help him promote his new album and concert tour with Jay-Z.
Kardashian Sisters Compete for Most Pitiful Crown
As in past years, season seven of KUWTK will be a pageant to see which of the three Kardashian sisters can appear the most miserable. In the trailer, Kim is clad in a white robe, surrounded by beauty products. "I'm telling everyone I'm not happy," she wails. In another scene, a pregnant and still-unwed Kourtney tells whoever is listening, "Obviously Scott and I have problems."
As for down-to-earth Khloe, the devoted basketball wife has had her ups and downs this past year. Rumors have swirled that she has a different daddy than Kim and Kourtney, and she recently shed her spin-off show, "Khloe and Lamar," to save her marriage. The trailer, however, yielded no clues as to how Kim and Kourtney's little sister plans to nab the crown for most pitiful.
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