Snooki Vs. Jessica Simpson: ‘I’d Die If My Bump Looked Like Hers’

Snooki Vs. Jessica Simpson: ‘I’d Die If My Bump Looked Like Hers’
Snooki Vs. Jessica Simpson: ‘I’d Die If My Bump Looked Like Hers’

It’s a pregnant star war — now we’ve heard everything. Mother-to-be Snooki diss’s due-any-day Jessica Simpson — read on!

Don’t expect Snooki to be chowing down on fried pickles, fried chicken and all things fried like Jessica Simpson. This tanned guidette tells Us Weekly that she’s basically terrified that she’ll get a mega-bump like Jessica. Is this a baby bump war?

“I’m so skinny that I can wear larges or extra larges,” when asked if she’s wearing maternity clothes yet. “I only just bumped up to a medium. I’m five months and you can’t really see anything. It’s gonna pop up in like a week … I would die if I were [Jessica's] size.”

Eek, do you think this will hurt Jessica’s feelings? Jess has raised quite a few mommy-brows since she’s packed on so much weight. We even told you that doctors believe Jessica put on too many lbs.

When asked if Snooki would ever spray tan her baby like on Toddlers & Tiaras she started laughing:

“My baby’s gonna be naturally tan,” she says. “If you look at me and Jionni [LaValle], we’re very dark, so luckily the baby will be very dark. I won’t be spray tanning my baby.”

Snooki’s new spinoff with JWoww premieres on June 21 on MTV.

— Chloe Melas

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