ROLL CALL: Michael Bay Orders Megan Fox To The Doctor Before 'Transformers 3'

Access Hollywood - October 1, 2009 9:57 AM PDT
Story photo: ROLL CALL: Michael Bay Orders Megan Fox To The Doctor Before 'Transformers 3'Michael Bay and Megan Fox are seen backstage at the 18th Annual MTV Movie Awards on May 31, 2009 in Los AngelesGetty PremiumAccess Hollywood

By Jesse Spero

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Megan Fox: These Robots Are Making Me Sick: Director Michael Bay announced a third "Transformers" movie will be hitting theaters on July 1, 2011, on his Web Site on Thursday - and he also told Megan Fox to consult with a doctor before getting on board. "Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture," Bay wrote. "Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you." Awww snap! And your comeback Megan?

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RPattz & KStew's Night Out: Let the "Twi-mance" rumors continue! People spotted Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart this week at a private party at Players Chophouse in Vancouver. "Rob and Kristen stayed pretty close together throughout the night, often going outside to chat with other guests they seemed to know," a mag spy said. Uggg, just get photographed kissing already so we can move on to obsessing about Taylor Lautner's rumored exploits.

Stephanie Pratt: Queen Latifah Should Play Me On The Big Screen: Oh Stephanie Pratt, it's not easy to make Spencer look like the smart Pratt, but you've somehow accomplished just that. When asked by MTV who she'd like to see play the character loosely based on her in the just announced big screen adaptation of Lauren Conrad's "L.A. Candy" novel, "The Hills" star showed off her casting director skills. "I would probably say Queen Latifah. I love her. I really love her," she said. "Someone more in my age ... does that mean Christina Applegate is too old to play me too? OK, Ashley Tisdale." We'd like to suggest a Fraggle, Muppet or a bag of rocks to play "The Hills" starlet.

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  • Princess Sasha
    I am sure that if many of u that are chatting off ur mouths should get to act in a movie u wouldn't even be a star now like Megan because u would faint from u r auditioning!!! LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE SHE IS ONLY HUMAN!!!
    report abuseposted October 26, 2009 11:26 AM PDT
  • Princess Sasha
    I am sure that if many of u that are chatting off ur mouths should get to act in a movie u wouldn't even be a star now like Megan because u would faint from u r auditioning!!! LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE SHE IS ONLY HUMAN!!!
    report abuseposted October 26, 2009 11:26 AM PDT
  • Emmy
    I saw Jennifer's Body and the movie sucks big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the other girl....Megan"s co-star stole the show. She acts better than Megan!
    report abuseposted October 18, 2009 8:36 AM PDT
  • Sarah
    *she still is gorgeous
    report abuseposted October 13, 2009 7:47 AM PDT
  • Sarah
    Megan Fox is VERY beautiful. I just don't agree with being mean-and these comments and comebacks, such as this one. I love that she is not afraid to be who she is, but I think the sweet and nice personality goes VERY far. I think she should be very grateful that it has all turned out this way for her- and Michael Bay gave her this awesome opportunity. But she still is beautiful and I respe
    report abuseposted October 13, 2009 7:47 AM PDT
  • Nate
    -------------------------------She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site -------------------------------------A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m ----------------------------- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.Is she single again now?
    report abuseposted October 7, 2009 6:38 AM PDT
  • Nate
    -------------------------------She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site -------------------------------------A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m ----------------------------- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.Is she single again now?
    report abuseposted October 7, 2009 6:38 AM PDT
  • scottw
    i think aside from an appearance on 'two and a half men' megan fox would just be another hollywood tramp if it wasnt for michael bay. he is the reason she is famous now and for her to disrespect him is just ignorant. how about just scrapping her and offering it to kate beckinsale
    report abuseposted October 6, 2009 7:21 AM PDT
  • Kay
    Good one Michael, lol. It would probably be better if she just wasn't in the third installment at all.
    report abuseposted October 6, 2009 5:31 AM PDT
  • jazzy g
    a slap right to the face...good for him because there's ALOT of beauitful women out there would kill for this spot....and they can probably act too!
    report abuseposted October 6, 2009 4:12 AM PDT
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