ROLL CALL: Jon Gosselin, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag & Tim Gunn Unleashed!

Access Hollywood - September 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT
Story photo: ROLL CALL: Jon Gosselin, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag & Tim Gunn Unleashed!Jon Gosselin, Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag, Tim Gunn Getty ImagesAccess Hollywood

By Jesse Spero

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Tim Gunn Style Slaps Jon Gosselin: It doesn't take a style guru to know that Octo-dad and recent Vegas playboy Jon Gosselin isn't making any best-dressed lists - but it does take a fashion maven like "Project Runway's" Tim Gunn to give Ed Hardy's biggest fan a proper couture clock upside the head. "In [Jon's] case, everything is too big," Tim told Us Weekly on Wednesday. "It is what I refer to as the slobification of America. If you want to dress to feel as though you never got out of bed, then don't get out of bed!" To be fair to Jon, with eight kids, 1 soon-to-be ex-wife, 1 22-year-old girlfriend and 1 wronged former tabloid reporter in your life, style is probably the last thing on his mind.

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Jon 'The Baller' Gosselin: He might not dress like a rock star, but when he's in Las Vegas, Jon Gosselin sure orders like one! According to The New York Post's Page Six, while in Sin City, the reality dad was spotted throwing back vodka Red Bulls and pomegranate martinis, chasing groups of blondes around the Stack Restaurant at The Mirage, buying shots for his fellow Vegas revelers and getting neck and shoulder massages from a group of girls at Jet nightclub. (That last part made us throw up in our mouths just a little. We apologize for any nausea this news might have caused.)

Miss USA - Obviously Hearing & Visually Impaired: Kudos to Miss USA Kristen Dalton for saying what she was instructed to say! The beauty queen is defending Heidi Montag's obvious lip-synched performance (we don't care what Heidi & Spencer say - that performance was not live!) at the Miss Universe pageant. "I thought it was pretty good because she's known as being a reality TV star, so it's cool that she came out as a performer, as a dancer and singer," Kristen told Us Weekly. We hope someone paid you extra to say the word "singer" without laughing!

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Spencer Crowned - Cue The Beheading!: Hey Spencer, we're glad you changed your name to King Spencer Pratt and but we're also glad you found a party supply store that would sell you a plastic crown and scepter. Now hurry up with that Whopper with cheese, and remember to hold the mayo! XOXO- Roll Call!

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  • Maggie S
    Jon is just plain gross and sad at the same time. The Brat Splats are no doubt going to split and we no doubt will hear all kinds of personal crap still....Kudos to the burger king comment.
    report abuseposted September 12, 2009 8:46 PM PDT
  • Gato
    Gosselins, Pratt, Montag, who really friggin cares about these absolute nobodies. What do they do that deserves anyones attention?
    report abuseposted September 12, 2009 5:46 PM PDT
  • Jessie
    Hahahaahha! Finally people aren't defending these idiots!!!
    report abuseposted September 7, 2009 3:04 AM PDT
  • Rebecca
    That is really funny about the whopper but that jack @ss shouldnt even wear the crown that they give you for free at burger king!!!!!
    report abuseposted September 6, 2009 9:00 PM PDT
  • Vbfgjghrtu
    LOL.... search " My Discount Bag " on google to get the same designer bags with Karolina. " My Discount Bag " is just for fashion ladies, wow! Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Fendi, Coach, Miu Miu, Dior, Hermes, Chloe, Dolce & Gabbana Balenciaga Valentino. Women's shoes （toplouboutin. c o m）
    report abuseposted September 6, 2009 3:36 PM PDT
  • 2old2care
    How do we spell pig??? Jon Gosselin!!! I hope you party hardy Jon, it will soon end, and all you will have is a teeny bopper girfriend, who is drunk or stoned, and you will wish you were being "abused" by Kate. I can just see all 8 kids sitting around with step mommy stoned on their butt....
    report abuseposted September 4, 2009 12:59 PM PDT
  • julie
    KATE IS A REAL MEDIA WHORE.
    report abuseposted September 3, 2009 11:42 PM PDT
  • ashley m
    whopper with fries hahaha thats funny!!
    report abuseposted September 3, 2009 11:20 PM PDT
  • cheerz
    to all of jon gosselins "girls" try a "choke-the-b!tch" massage.....real simple, while your massaging him....choke the sh!t outta him!!!!! LOSERS.
    report abuseposted September 3, 2009 7:02 PM PDT
  • cheerz
    i have underestimated heidi, im so impressed at the fact that she has enough sense 2 lip synch.....wow shes got skills after all!
    report abuseposted September 3, 2009 6:41 PM PDT
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