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Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenaningans
by Jesse Spero
December 20, 2007
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Jessica Simpson The New 'Pretty Woman'?: Someone needs to tell Jessica her latest film, "Blonde Ambition," is on a one way train to BargainBinVille, after reportedly only being released in her homestate of Texas. Now the singer/QB curse is hoping to do a remake of "Pretty Woman," according to a report in OK! Magazine."She thinks this one's got 'hit' written all over it," a source close to the singer tells the mag. "Her father [and manager] Joe has been telling anyone who will listen that she's the next Julia." To quote Vivian Ward, the call girl we all cared about, made famous by Julia Roberts, "Big mistake. Big. Huge."
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Katie Is No Evil Stepmom: On to another pretty woman, Katie Holmes sat down with Parade Magazine, saying, of Tom's two children with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, "[they're] "incredible, really smart kind. They call me 'Mom.'" No word on what little Suri calls Nicole.
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Orlando's Inner Goth On The Outside Of His House: Paint it black, is exactly what Orlando did to his new Hollywood Hills home, according to a report on PageSix. The actor covered the entire $2.7 million mansion in black paint, much to the dismay of neighbors Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson, who are reportedly not feeling Orlnado's emo-inspired design choices. Black is apparently not the new black.
Jennifer Love Has No Love For Playboy: It appears the people at Playboy didn't care about Jennifer Love Hewitt's backside photo scandal. They reportedly reached out to the "Ghost Whisperer" actress to do a spread on their pages. But, J.Love has said, 'No,' according to US Magazine. Her rep confirmed it all, saying, "There was an offer, but she declined." Clothed is apparently the new nude.
Ashlee Simpson News Is Blocked By Jamie Lynn Spears: In yet another blow to the world of young pop stars, "Ashlee can't believe this happened. She's so disappointed," about Jamie Lynn's pregnancy news stealing the spotlight from her new"Outta My Head" album release, a source tells MSNBC. "Jamie Lynn didn't just steal the spotlight; she sucked the oxygen out of the week," adds the source.
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chieduall the way from nigeria i'm telling you all that you are only jealous because nobody knows, so keep your dirty opinions to your self, being a star is not a day job.report abuseposted February 21, 2008 1:29 AM PST
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chieduall the way from nigeria i'm telling you all that you are only jealous because nobody knows, so keep your dirty opinions to your self, being a star is not a day job.report abuseposted February 21, 2008 1:29 AM PST
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chieduall the way from nigeria i'm telling you all that you are only jealous because nobody knows, so keep your dirty opinions to your self, being a star is not a day job.report abuseposted February 21, 2008 1:29 AM PST
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Spiceshe's not an actress, she's a pop star, PORN Jessica PORN that's where everyone wants to see you act!report abuseposted January 30, 2008 9:11 AM PST
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TrudyIS this chicken or tuna?! HA, I still can't get over that! Anyways, this girl is nothing! She will never EVER meet up to Julia Roberts! She's not that pretty.report abuseposted January 22, 2008 3:58 PM PST
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Dalayne NI love LUV love Jessica Simpson. she is beautiful & SMART!report abuseposted January 22, 2008 10:17 AM PST
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JuzzoJulia Roberts is cute and charming. I love her smile. =) Jessica can NEVER, and I mean NEVER, replace Roberts. She doesn't have the talent that Roberts has, nor the charisma or the brains, she always looks like a bimbo to me, even when she tries to act smart. Oh, and her acting range sucks. All she plays are bimboish idiot girls. It's no wonder men look at us like we're alreport abuseposted January 18, 2008 11:36 AM PST
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SunshineI'm tied of hearing abouthe Spears sisters and Jessica Simpson. For one I don't think Jessica is very pretty at all. And she should not redo the movie, "Pretty Women" cause she's not, " Julia Roberts, "is. And for the Spears girls, they both need some help w/there lives they are both trash!!!!!!report abuseposted January 17, 2008 9:20 AM PST
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anonymousI am tired of hearing Jessica, she is really getting on my nerves and my husband is not helping either he thinks Jessica Simpson is hot. I realy don't think so I have seen hotter women than her and that have more talent than her.. I am not a hater I just don't care for her.. if anything Ashlee from Highschool musical and Megan Fox are way cutter than Jessica Simpson........report abuseposted January 17, 2008 7:40 AM PST
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__A_YAHOO_USER__Just NUKE San Fransisco and Hollyweird. Like treating Cancer. Radiate it.report abuseposted January 9, 2008 12:38 PM PST
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