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In November's Harper's Bazaar, the heiress - who just taped a second FunnyorDie spoof in which she runs for "fake president" - talks about Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the White House and her own presidential style.
"My advice to Sarah Palin is, youve got a hot bod; dont keep it to yourself," Hilton jokes. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend."
See photos of Sarah Palin on the campaign trail.
(Incidentally, if the heiress had to pick a running mate, she says she'd choose "Rihanna, of course. She's hot.")
Describing her presidential style, Hilton says, "I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year.
"Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans," she cracks. "Country first."
Take note, Obama or McCain: Hilton says that "in these trying economic times" she believes "the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool."
Her presidential platform?
"I will carry out a foreign-policy platform that will transform Americas role in the world to that of a proactive, not reactive, superpower that will use diplomacy and incentives to head off trouble in unstable regions before they unravel out of control," she jokes. "I will also be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves."
Who will be appoint to her cabinet?
"I wont have a cabinet; I will have a closet. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell [her chihuahua]," she says.
Adds Hilton, "I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate bigwigs getting to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom.
"I will keep that room open only for people for whom it is too late to drive after attending one of my secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties."
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Atom AntFrail B&^%$ and yeah I am a hater.........And if you losers have a problem about my total disgust with this tramp this whore this rich %@!*# you can bite the intestines out of my a#@.. Paris Hilton is an ugly breastly %@!*#. THERE FROM THE HATERreport abuseposted October 27, 2008 8:01 PM PDT
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The PastorInstead of advice Palin, she is the right person to be advice or corrected by Palin, am i right?report abuseposted October 21, 2008 6:16 AM PDT
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Melynnda Ci think she is drop dead beautifull i will %@!*# her any dayreport abuseposted October 17, 2008 12:21 AM PDT
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Wow! A bunch of haters, huh? Well, I think everyone needs to lighten up. Obviousely she's just joking around. Paris is a pretty girl, and if you were born into money I'm sure you wouldn't turn it down. That's just the hand she was delt.report abuseposted October 15, 2008 4:49 PM PDT
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AnnieI think she is very pretty no ofensereport abuseposted October 11, 2008 3:29 PM PDT
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nellesomeone please tell this EXTRA DUMB ASS that it is no longer funny and her 15 minutes are over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!report abuseposted October 11, 2008 6:42 AM PDT
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ona adumb ass!!!report abuseposted October 10, 2008 10:59 PM PDT
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guesssuch words of wisdom from such a revolting piece of white trashreport abuseposted October 10, 2008 7:18 PM PDT
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cherbearWhat does she do all day? She probably hasn't worked a day in her life, unless you call photo shoots, vacations, shopping, & partying work. To top it off, she's got the brains of an ice cube & the personality of the dial tone. She's famous for being famous. What a sleazy bimbo!report abuseposted October 10, 2008 9:42 AM PDT
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davemau8Pretty cool. Sarah Palin has 5 kids and she's better lookin than that cheap skank, Paris.report abuseposted October 10, 2008 3:09 AM PDT
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