Kris Jenner Makes Money Off of Sexual Enhancer and Incontinence: What Should She Endorse Next?

Kris Jenner Makes Money Off of Sexual Enhancer and Incontinence: What Should She Endorse Next?

"Momager" Kris Jenner can turn anything into an opportunity to make more money, whether it's peeing when she laughs or problems in the bedroom.

On one episode of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" Kris kept wetting herself until her daughters convinced her to go to the doctor. She discovered that she was suffering from incontinence, but instead of being embarrassed about her bladder leakage, she turned it into a golden opportunity by becoming a spokeswoman for Poise pads.

Now Kris is drawing attention to another embarrassing problem many older women face - lack of satisfaction in the bedroom. She's been named the spokesperson for Zestra Essential Arousal Oils, a product meant to enhance a woman's sexual pleasure.

It's a little scary to imagine Kris trying to sell such a product, but perhaps it shouldn't be all that surprising that she's found her own way to sell sex - her daughter Kim Kardashian did kind of kick start her career with a sex tape (like mother, like daughter). Kris has admitted to trying the product, so you're welcome for that thought.

Since Kris has suddenly decided that her face is just as good for selling products as her daughters' are, that got us wondering - what other products should she endorse?

Excess facial hair is another problem that many older women face, but Kim has already endorsed a home hair removal system. Unfortunately it seems that she might have lied about how well it works - a competing company sued Kim for making false claims about the product.

So maybe Kris could use Kim's little lie as inspiration - she could endorse a miracle facial cream or some wacky "As Seen on TV" face-tightening machine even though the world knows that her almost-wrinkle-free skin is the result of a mini-facelift she got for Kim's wedding.

Kris might also consider becoming the spokesperson for one of those websites that helps married men and women cheat on their spouses. She was willing to reveal her own affair in her memoir, so perhaps she'd think about if the price was right.

Or maybe she needs to find a boxed hair dye brand to endorse. Kris claims that her hairdresser Alex Roldan has been coloring the same three hairs on her head for the last thirty years, but wouldn't it be easier just to color them at home? Just in case you're wondering, Roldan is the same hairdresser rumored to be Khloe Kardashian's real dad (there is absolutely no evidence to support this).

So what do you think Kris should endorse next? An at-home paternity test, perhaps? Sound off in the comments!

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