Kim Kardashian just can't go one week without being waylaid by a barrage of crazy claims about her life.
Last week her family had to convince the cops that the Kardashian compound wasn't under attack after the Jenner household became the victim of a swatting prank, and this week Kim and her fam have been swatting away rumors that Kris Jenner used to abuse her devoted daughter.
Ellen Kardashian, the widow of Kim's father Robert Kardashian, recently claimed to have diary entries from the late lawyer that document Kris physically abusing Kim by kicking and beating her. This might bring to mind the infamous "No wire hangers!" scene from the movie "Mommie Dearest," but a fashionista like Kim would probably agree with her momager dearest if she started screaming about the horrors that are wire hangers.
Here's what Kim Kardashian tweeted about the absurd abuse claims: "PS that story that my mom beat me & threatened to kill me hahahhahaha! I'd beat her! JK truly laughable! #NOTTRUE."
Kim is also dealing with fresh rumors that she cheated on ex Reggie Bush with Kanye West. During an interview on Power 105.1′s Breakfast Club show, a rapper/music producer named Consequence and his girlfriend Jen the Pen alleged that they were privy to knowledge of the Kimye affair. Consequence even claimed that he drove a love-struck Kanye to hotels to meet with Kim. Maybe Kanye finally called the affair off because he feared that there would be a "consequence" for his actions.
Interestingly, last year Kanye's ex Amber Rose also claimed that Kim and Kanye cheated on her and Reggie Bush. She said that Kim instigated the affair by sending sexy photos to Yeezy.
Kim seemingly responded to Amber's claims when she tweeted, "Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun & tired of their shade." However, Amber said that there's a reason Kim didn't directly address the cheating claims by denying them.
During an interview with TMZ, Amber made this statement: "Well she definitely didn't deny it because she can't, because it's not the truth. I know what the truth is, she knows what the truth is, Reggie knows what the truth is, and so does Kanye. I didn't come out and say that to hurt anybody's feelings or even start any trouble." It will be interesting to see if Kim responds to Consequence's claims.
Speaking of Kim's exes, there are new reports about Kris Humphries dragging out their divorce. RadarOnline alleges that Kim offered Kris $10 million to drop his annulment case and was turned down. The Humph is still hoping to get the much-maligned micro-marriage annulled on the grounds of fraud, supposedly because he's "deeply religious" and "wants to be able to marry in a church again."
However, it's hard not to wonder if Kris Humphries is just dragging things out because of the Kimye baby - maybe he wants to humiliate Kim by forcing her to give birth while she's still technically married to him.
Luckily for Kim, Kanye West knows how to make things all better for his baby mama - he used his Midas touch to cure her woes by adorning her arm with five gold Cartier bracelets worth $65,000. So while money can't buy Kim a divorce, at least it can buy her happiness.
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