Kendra Wilkinson got her panties in a bunch over fellow bunny Crystal Harris.
The fight continues between Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris, and another bunny has entered the fray. The former Playboy model came to Hefner's defense (or tried to), criticizing Harris for dumping the 85-year-old just days before their wedding. Wilkinson said, "Look, she agreed to get married to him! When I was with Hef, he knew that we were friends. I knew that we were friends, but [Crystal] said she wanted to get married and then backstabbed him to that level? That's, like, cruel." Thanks, Kendra, we're sure you're, like, trying to help.
Wilkinson went on to say that she initially hoped Crystal would be "classy about things" following the breakup and expressed her dismay that Harris is "really just running her mouth." Did we really expect class from a mostly-plastic person whose resume includes "bunny"?
Last month, Harris added insult to injury when she dished on Hef's in-the-sack ability. The blonde said, "[Sex lasted] like, two seconds. Then I was just over it. I was like, 'Ahh.' I was over it. I just, like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef. Sorry." Yet, you agreed to marry him, Crystal. We're thinking that just maybe you made your own bed and weren't up to lying in it.
Not one to let a sexual insult go uncontested, Hef fired back at Crystal, saying "For the record, I have sex on a weekly basis, and I did throughout my two-and-a-half years with Crystal." He then said pointedly, "My sex life involves more than one partner and has since the end of my marriage in 1998." Well, isn't that nice to know. We guess two, plus two, plus two, plus two, plus two does equal a sex life.
Wilkinson is, however, optimistic about Hef's future. Less than two weeks after his intended wedding day, Hugh announced that Playmate Anna Sophia Bergland was his new "best girl." Not stopping at one this time, he added girlfriend Shera Bechard to the mix, tweeting "Shera is both our November 2011 Playmate & my new girlfriend." As Kendra so eloquently put it, "I don't think he's running low on hoes!"
Obviously not.
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