Kathy Griffin: "I'm Like the Susan Boyle of Bikini Bodies!"

Us Magazine - April 20, 2009 11:32 PM PDT
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Kathy Griffin says it was worth the wait to see her bikini bod.

"The internets are a-blazed! I've always had a banging bikini body and I just now decided to reveal it at 48," the comic told Usmagazine.com at the GLAAD Awards in L.A. Friday night.

See more photos of stars in bikinis.

"I am like the Susan Boyle of bikini bodies," she joked, comparing herself to the 47-year-old, never-been-kissed Britain's Got Talent sensation.

Griffin -- who normally mocks the famous -- had nothing mean to say about Boyle.

"I think she should get a slight eyebrow makeover -- like a manscape -- but nothing else," Griffin advised. "I love her almost exactly the way she is."

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Griffin's been hanging with new BFF Paris Hilton -- currently dating Lauren Conrad 's ex, Doug Reinhardt .

"We have a lot in common and have a lot to talk about, and soon you will probably be see me banging someone from The Hills!" she said. "With this body, how could I not?"

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If that doesn't work out, Griffin says she may wed Aubrey O'Day -- whom she made out with at Bravo's A-List Awards.

"I am gay now with Aubrey O'Day . I am going to be Kathy O'Day," she said. "It will help my career."

See more photos of famous girl-on-girl action.

One thing that she won't do for attention: Dancing With the Stars, like her ex Steve Wozniak.

"I have been asked and I repeatedly say no," she said. "I cannot touch my toes, nor do I have any desire to do that."

Griffin -- who split from Wozniak in April after admitting they'd never had sex -- says she's "dating off and on" but the guy in question will remain off camera.

"It's not like my affair with Nick Carter , whom I was very public with," she joked.


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  • Dutch
    I'll bet she'd touch her toes if the right person was standing behind her.
    report abuseposted December 21, 2009 1:21 AM PST
  • F.
    Well, I really, really, really, really, don't like Kathy Griffin. I don't know where she gets off comparing herself to Susan Boyle. I like Susan. She is just starting out & has a great voice & don't put others down to make a dollar. She sings for her supper & what she sings is absolutly wonderful
    report abuseposted July 18, 2009 12:58 AM PDT
  • musicfan2009
    Actually it she wouldn't do plastic surgery, she is actually allergic to silicon, she even got sick on her TV show once just for drinking out of a water bottle made of it. But who knows? Why is this in Nick Carter's section. Shouldn't we be reading about how his body is looking as good as Brad Pitt was at 25, right now? Kathy is okay through.
    report abuseposted June 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT
  • krystyl c
    She dated Steve? Whoa! Thats such an odd pairing.
    report abuseposted May 10, 2009 5:39 AM PDT
  • Maria
    ew, not she's not. she gross and old.
    report abuseposted April 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT
  • GeannineF
    that whole body is made out of plastic.
    report abuseposted April 28, 2009 6:16 PM PDT
  • Chelle
    I love kathy griffin!!! to all those who say mean things about her, "she'll cut a %@!*#"
    report abuseposted April 28, 2009 4:28 PM PDT
  • musicfan2009
    Bull. Sandra, etc. if your just going to be mean to people and lie to the world, why do you post just to harass me on here.
    report abuseposted April 26, 2009 8:37 PM PDT
  • andypandy
    I don't understand this, my dog a german shepherd actually leaves the room when he hears her voice . He understand so much English it floors us.
    report abuseposted April 26, 2009 7:20 PM PDT
  • sue
    I love Kathy she is generous and witty. You look great !
    report abuseposted April 25, 2009 11:02 PM PDT
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