Dish of Salt: Top Ten TV Quotes Of The Week (11/14/08)

Access Hollywood - November 14, 2008 4:14 PM PST
Story photo: Dish of Salt: Top Ten TV Quotes Of The Week (11/14/08)Jennifer Aniston on 30 Rock --Access Hollywood

By Laura Saltman

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- #10 -- "Well, that about sums it up."
-- ABC's "Brothers and Sisters"

Justin Walker to Nora Walker and her date "Elton" (actually George Lafferty) after she goes on and on to "Elton" about all of her son Tommy's accomplishments and then introduces Justin like this: "and this is my son Justin."

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#9 -- "Remember, we are girls. So, we have the right to be fierce!"
-- MTV's "Made"

Former "America's Next Top Model" winner Jaslene Gonzales to the wannabe models.

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#8 - "She is like a human Macarena, something everyone did at parties in 1996."
-- NBC's "30 Rock"

Liz Lemon to Jack Donaghy about her old promiscuous roommate Claire Harper (played by guest star Jennifer Aniston)

#7 -- "No part of Barney Stinson does anything less than 110 percent. If one of my little Michael Phelps' got loose he is swimming for the gold!"
-- CBS's "How I Met Your Mother"

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Barney Stinson to Lily, Marshall and Ted after he learns he might have gotten someone pregnant.

#6 -- "I'm Peter Griffin and I am the Greatest American Hero. My special power is being somehow memorable after a very short run on TV."
-- FOX's "Family Guy"

Peter Griffin pretending he is a super hero.

#5 -- "When your parents are gone you're an orphan. A spouse dies you are a widow or widower but when you lose your baby... there is no word for that."
-- NBC's "ER"

Dr. Cate Banfield's (Angela Bassett) heartbreaking admission to Dr. Archie Morris (Scott Grimes) that she had a five-year-old son who died in the ER at Cook County General.

#4 -- "Shut the F*!& Up!"
-- HBO's "True Blood"

Sookie Stackhouse's shocked reaction when she learns that Sam Merlotte is a shape shifter who can take on the form of a dog, amongst other things.

#3 -- "Ok just so you know I'm going hunting later. Feel free to walk in front of my gun."
-- ABC's "Ugly Betty"

Wilhelmina Slater to rival Claire Meade at a Mode Publications retreat in the woods.

#2 -- "I have always been intrigued by all things international. The women, the pancakes, the man of mystery."
-- NBC's "The Office"

Michael Scott explaining to the cameras that his boss is sending him on an "international" business trip to Ca-NAH-da (aka: Winnepeg, Canada).

#1 -- "I expected Cary Grant and I got Danny DeVito!"
-- CW's "Gossip Girl"

Blair Waldorf on her mom Eleanor's new vertically challenged boyfriend Cyrus Rose (played by actor Wallace Shawn)

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  • Larry B
    GOOD SHOW.......ME LIKE
    report abuseposted November 21, 2008 7:59 AM PST
  • janey
    God bless to Echo films which j. aniston formed to star herself more. you're a winner over 2 losers. j.a. rich kns how to live for herself plus life. j. a. furiously richer d richer with her Echo Films co partner with C. Han. you gud j.a. grat! love u what u do keep for u only. thanks to j.a. for this reality stury. Ech Films winner=j.a. blessed! teach that 2 losers don't know how
    report abuseposted November 19, 2008 7:36 AM PST
  • janey
    j. aniston's a truly winner while others stupidly spend money and time for others; learn from j. aniston how to keep for yourself to get richer life. congratulation jennifer aniston; yu know how to do math. stupid marriage partner was brad wqho keep minus and minus for others not himself. j.a know both minus d plus. the math didn't fit together to part opposit way. you live for y
    report abuseposted November 19, 2008 7:29 AM PST
  • janey
    jennifer aniston is the winner!; she gets what she wants out of loser marriage partner brad pitt. now brad joined loser partner that makes ever more loser while giving away money and time to others; keep for yourself which makes you minus but learn from j. aniston know how to keep for herself money and time to achieve her bastard goals to plus. angelia & brad quadriple loser. j. a grow fi
    report abuseposted November 19, 2008 7:22 AM PST
  • Larry B
    I bang Eddie B
    report abuseposted November 18, 2008 7:35 AM PST
  • Larry B
    Good show......
    report abuseposted November 18, 2008 7:34 AM PST
  • Eddie B
    I'd bang Jen like she owed me money!
    report abuseposted November 16, 2008 12:31 AM PST
  • missy
    Jen, please im begging u need to STOP embarassing yourself you're not that good actress. Friends is gone! NO more Rachel Greene performance...
    report abuseposted November 15, 2008 9:36 PM PST
  • Jack K
    That "ER" quote was actually said by Rachel Griffiths in "Six Feet Under". Is it a mistake or did "ER" actually rip it off word-for-word?
    report abuseposted November 15, 2008 4:06 AM PST
  • BezulB
    Jen is & always will be a tv actress - nothing more. No Oscar, no Brad, no babies. Could've when you had the chance, not so much now. Your toned abs & butt mean nothing without your man who went to someone who was willing to give him what he wanted - babies not a delusion of a career! Move on already - he has!
    report abuseposted November 14, 2008 11:27 PM PST
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