Dish Of Salt: Top 10 TV Quotes Of The Week, 2/27/09

Kara DioGuardi at the 'American Idol' NY auditionsGetty ImagesAccess Hollywood

By Laura "Dish of Salt" Saltman

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- #10 -- "Women are like crock pots. They heat up very slowly to get to a simmer. Men are microwaves. A to Z. Boom!"

-- Bravo's "Millionaire Matchmaker"

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Matchmaker Patti Stanger to the cameras when one of her male clients tries to move to fast on a first date.

#9 - "Everything's gone cocoa for koo koo poops. Is that right?"

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-- NBC's "30 Rock"

Elisa ( Salma Hayek ) mangling the famous line "koo koo for Cocoa Puffs" to Jack Donaghy (Alex Baldwin) while everyone is trying to leave the city due to the economic crisis.

#8 -- "You ask what I remember. I remember dying."

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-- ABC's "Lost"

A very much alive John Locke to a surviving passenger on the crashed airliner Ajira Airways Flight #316 that transported him in a coffin. The same plane that somehow returned Jack, Kate, Ben, Sayid, Hurley and Sun to the island.

#7 -- "Oh boy! Mama's got on her power suit again. Just because you have a pregnant teenager doesn't mean you can be a governor."

-- ABC Family's "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"

George to wife Anne ( Molly Ringwald ) who is dressed in a suit for a job interview.

#6 -- "She's an infected sheet, dawg!"

-- VH1's "I Love Money"

T-Weed talking to The Entertainer about MILF and her manipulating ways.

#5 -- "Do you ever shut up? "

-- FOX's "American Idol"

Kara DioGuardi chiding Simon Cowell after she tells her to "take her time" while critiquing contestants Kris Allen and Megan Corkery.

#4 -- "I know I'm a sex kitten this morning there is no doubt in my mind"

-- CBS's "Survivor: Tocantins"

Fifty-three-year-old bus driver contestant Sandy about herself as the rest of her tribe discusses the sleep they had gotten the night before.

#3 -- "We are going on to this next gig and sometimes I read that it's time for Conan to grow up because he is going to 11:30 and I assure you that's not going to happen!"

-- NBC's "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"

Conan O'Brien saying goodbye in the final moments of his last show before he takes over the "Tonight Show" on June 1.

#2 -- "I just want to say one thing about Eric Roberts . Eric Roberts is probably the best actor I ever worked with and I don't know why in the last 15 years ain't nobody give him a chance to show his s*** again."

-- IFC's "Film Independent's Spirit Awards"

Mickey Rourke 's interesting beginning statements about his pal Eric Roberts while accepting the award for Best Actor for "The Wrestler."

#1 - "You commie, homo-loving sons of guns. I did not expect this and I want it to be very clear that I know how hard I make it to appreciate me, often."

-- ABC's "81st Annual Academy Awards"

Sean Penn accepting his best actor Oscar for "Milk"

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