Friends With Kids star Adam Scott is a happily married father of two, but even he can appreciate a good-looking man like Channing Tatum, 31.
"That guy looks like he was sculpted out of ivory. If they made casts of asses to sell at adult stores for people to have sex with, they would use his ass," the comedic Scott, 38, tells the April issue of Details. "Sorry for everything I just said."
Tatum's derriere aside, Scott has other interests -- like living vicariously through Parks and Recreation costar Aziz Ansari, 29.
"Me and Amy Poehler are the only people on the Parks cast who have kids, so we listen to everyone's conversations about what they're doing that weekend, and it's just like, 'F-ck you, guys,'" Scott tells Details.
"Aziz always has to fly somewhere really awesome, do stand-up, and then hang out with some kickass people afterwards who'll all tell him how rad he is," Scott explains. "And I'm going to a 4-year-old's birthday party."