<em>ROLL CALL</em>: Britney's Five-Finger Discount & Wedding Crazy Celebrities!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenaningans
by Jesse Spero

December 10, 2007

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Britney's Five Finger Discount: Running red lights, no car seats, and now theft? It appears Britney forgot to pay for a lighter at a gas station on Friday in Sherman Oaks, according to a report in People. Gas station owner Jatinder Kaur told the magazine, "Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. I'm hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it. I know she can afford to pay for it, but I'm not planning to file a police report. It's still not right for her to steal the lighter. I hope she will do the right thing the next time she comes here." Luckily, one of the many photographers who stalk the pop singer paid for the item. Britney's reported response when told she hadn't paid for the item, "I stole something. Oh, I'm bad!"

No Wedding For Nick & Vanessa: Despite reports elsewhere, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are not headed down the aisle to wedded bliss this weekend, reports US Weekly. According to a rep for Nick, he and Vanessa are not getting married in the Bahamas this weekend. After all, how could Nick possibly make time for a wedding when he's hard at work getting ready for the debut of his new NBC show, "Clash of the Choirs"!

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[ Nick Lachey - View the gallery ]

Renee Loves Chachi: And now for a real wedding, a reality wedding in fact! Scott Baio, "Happy Days" hunk and everyone's favorite manny on on 80's sitcom "Charles In Charge," married longtime girlfriend Renee Sloan on Saturday in Los Angeles, according to a report in People. The couple filmed the ceremony for Scott's reality show, "Scott Baio is 45... and Single," which they might want to think about renaming seeing as Scott is now 46and married.

'The Office's' Jenna Fisher Keeps Her Chin Up About Split: Though Jenna plays everyone's favorite receptionist, Pam, on "The Office," who is happily dating Jim (Jon Krasinski), back in the real world, Jenna recently separated with her husband, James Gunn, after six years of marriage. The actress told Parade Magazine, "It's sad, but we remain close. My husband got the dog, and I got the cat. But the dog and cat miss each other, so we must have a sleepover one of these days." Could this mean she'll get back together with her husband? When asked about a reconciliation Jenna told Parade,"Everything is possible. That would be the best!"

When A 'Top Chef' Meets A Top 'Runway' Designer: Do you ever wish you could combine the hit Bravo reality shows "Project Runway" with "Top Chef"? Well, keep dreaming, but it appears the two shows have created a love connection between "Runway's" Jack Mackenroth and "Chef's" Dale Levitski, who are now the latest cross-pollenating reality television couple, according to a report in OK! Magazine. "It's in the very early stages and we get along extremely well and, of course, he's a total babe and he's hilarious," Dale told OK! Magazine. The happy couple met through MySpace, and serve as yet another example of the potential of online dating!