By Laura Saltman
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -- What so funny about Paris Hilton's breakup, Sarah Palin's seven million dollar book deal and Danny Bonaduce's new reality show? Our TV expert, Laura the "Dish of Salt" Saltman breaks it down in her Top Ten TV quotes of the week.
#10 - "Apparently they ran out of video tape and figured why bother anymore?"
-- ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live"
Jimmy Kimmel on the news that Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Benji Madden have broken up.
#9 -- "At my house you can do both... Cuddling and 'Sports Center.'"
-- CBS's "Two And A Half Men"
Charlie Harper to his latest girlfriend who he is annoyed to find out doesn't have a TV in her bedroom.
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