Ethan Miller/GettyIn the grand scheme of Terrible Celebrity Baby Names, "Press" is right up there with "Pilot Inspektor."
Shayne Lamas, whose claim to fame is winning "The Bachelor" in 2008, gave birth to her first child -- a baby girl -- on 11-11-11, announcing: "I feel blessed today. Press Dahl Lamas-Richie is the coolest baby in the history of female kind. She doesn't even cry and she has the prettiest eyelashes."
The father is not Lionel (har har) but Lamas' husband, Nik Richie, founder of the hateful and sexist website The Dirty and shameless peddler of the world's worst book proposal. No wonder they call their daughter Press: they love the media attention, no matter how negative!
Is it too soon for a 2-day-old to legally change her name?
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