Sad Report: Nicole Richie Got a Boob Job

Nooooooooooooooooo. Nicole Richie got breast implants this summer, Us Weekly reports. This is another blow for flat-chested, non-implanted ladies who are not represented in Hollywood! (See also: Kate Hudson's 2010 A-to-C-cup boob job.)

"In the past, she said she wanted a lift, though we never thought she was serious," says a source with knowledge of Richie's under-the-knifery. The mentor of the upcoming reality show "Fashion Star" was photographed with a visibly fuller chest in Mexico last weekend; perhaps her decision had something to do with insecurity over the fact that her co-mentor on the show is Jessica Simpson, owner of double D's that make her father especially proud.

Can you write another cathartic blog post about this, Paulina Porizkova?

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