Report: Kate Winslet Is Dating Some Guy Named Ned RocknRoll

Um, this is the weirdest thing we've heard all day: Kate Winslet might be dating a married bloke named Ned Rocknroll, who also happens to be the nephew of Virgin bajillionaire Richard Branson. So says the Daily Mail, a Britloid. Take it with a grain of salt. According to the paper, Winslet sparked a maybe more-than-friendship with Rocknroll (real name: Abel Smith) while vacationing on Branson's Caribbean home of Necker Island last month. Rocknroll, 33, is reportedly estranged from his wife, Eliza, who wants to get back together; as of August, Winslet was back on with her sometime boyfriend, male model Louis Dowler, with whom she traveled to La Casa Branson (where she heroically saved the mogul's mother from a fire that destroyed the $70 million island home.) No wonder Rocknroll -- what a terrible, terrible name -- is allegedly smitten.