"It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life."
Loose translation: "Ashton cheated on me, and I reserve first dibs on filing for divorce and announcing to the world that I dumped his shady (bleep)."
"This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation," Moore continues. Naturally, Kutcher has blasted his own message on Twitter:
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