"Direct all inquiries to my publicist, please. Kthxbai." - Steve Granitz/WireImageWhat would you do if you received five emails a day from hardcore Taylor Swift fans? It's happened to a man named "Taylor," whose inbox has been deluged by Swift lovers writing to the wrong address.
A tipster tells Gawker: "So my friend Taylor has a pretty unique email address that he's had since 2006 ... it's very similar to another Taylor's email and he gets about 5 emails a day from crazy fans."
What would you do in this scenario? Would you respond, or compile all the best messages and post them on a blog? Post them on a blog, of course! [Rubs hands together, throws head back, goes "muahahaaAHAHAAH."] The result: Taylor Swift Fan Mail.
Here are some choice excerpts from selected emails:
I pray A LOT. You are supposed to be my wife. Bold, yes. But true and old-fashioned manly courtship of a hot, Christian gal like yourself! I request a face-to-face date so you can have the loving, caring, handsome (and humble) :) leader you designer for your life. I should be your husband within a
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