Oh shut up, Noel Gallagher. Astrid Stawiarz/Getty ImagesThe moody, fight-y Oasis singer is publicly burning another bridge by verbally attacking Katie Holmes on his blog. The cause of his anger: an encounter backstage at Letterman last Friday.

"We literally bumped into that top Scientologist Katie Holmes on the way into the studio. We came out of the lift and BANG, there she was," he recalled, stewing.

Andrew H. Walker/Getty ImagesThe Famous hid behind a diamond-encrusted bush at the 8th Annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards in New York, and tape-recorded this awkward moment (no we didn't):

Calvin Klein: My publicist tells me I should take a picture with you and that you're the girl from "Dragon Tattoo." You were excellent in the film.

Rooney Mara: Oh, have you seen it?

Klein: No.

Joe Scarnici/WireImageBleak but fascinating: Jo Piazza, author of the new book "Celebrity Inc.," argues that Lindsay Lohan would be more successful dead than alive. Piazza writes, via Gawker:

At this point yet another glimpse at her prematurely aging breasts paying homage to Marilyn Monroe will not reinvigorate Lindsay's sagging brand and career. The only thing that will save brand Lohan from total Kristy McNichol-dom is if she truly channels Monroe and actually leaves us for good.

Han Myung-Gu/WireImageBrad Pitt, who vowed to retire from acting in three years, backtracked on that statement during a press conference in Seoul:

Pascal Le Segretain/Getty ImagesCurious what a date with Justin Timberlake is like? Leave it to a U.S. Marine to go on recon and discover what it's like taking the 30-year-old Prince of Pop to a ball.

Corporal Kelsey De Santis opened up this morning about her moving evening at the Marine Corps Ball with Mr. JT.

"It was wonderful," the 23-year-old combat instructor told the "Today" show. "He had a big smile on his face and so did I."

Ray Tamarra/Getty ImagesAfter more than two weeks in hiding, Kris Humphries has resurfaced in New York with intent to sign those divorce papers, People reports.

A source tells the magazine Humphries returned to the Big Apple on Monday for "business" purposes. "He will be signing the papers," quoth said source, dismissing reports the 26-year-old NBA player has hired a new legal team to battle the Kardashians in kourt.

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When The Famous saw how Chicago-based artist Katherine Kalnes could transform a pancake into Justin Bieber, we asked her to make a pancake portrait of Ryan Gosling exclusively for us. Behold the result! Kalnes, 25, created this work of art using a contraption called a "batter blaster," frosting, peanut butter and raisins. We would gobble it up, but we don't want to ruin the perfect, fluffy face of a man once praised by Orson Welles (via the popular Tumblr blog F-- Yeah! Ryan Gosling, of "Hey Girl" fame) as -- and we quote -- "the most awesomest, raddest, coolest dude since me." And swoon, he's a feminist, too.

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Now who doesn't love some behind-the-scenes "Twilight" gossip? We're not being facetious. We actually do. And so we bring you some cryptic quotes via actress Nikki Reed wherein she admits things weren't all fun and games on the set of the blockbuster vampire saga.

"In the beginning, it was innocent and fun, and we were like one big happy family -- it was like being at sleepaway camp," Reed says in an interview with Seventeen (via Usmagazine.com). "And then success comes along and changes the dynamic. We're not all best friends, and we're not all going to hang out together after the final movie is done."

But to whom does she refer? The golden trio -- or the girl obsessed with the camera? Kellan Lutz? The mind, it boggles.