Jeffrey Mayer/WireImageGeorge Clooney should think twice before breaking up with Stacy Keibler.

"She can kick my ass," Clooney cracked to E! News while escorting the ex-WWE wrestler to the Hollywood premiere of "The Descendants." He added: "She's very tall. And she can take me two out of three falls. That's important, too."

This is the first time Clooney has talked about Keibler at any length, in such glowing terms. The A-lister and serial monogamist, who is against marriage and children (but only for himself), began dating her last summer shortly after he ended his relationship with Elisabetta Canalis, Italian TV personality-turned-"Dancing With the Stars" contestant. (Keibler also did a stint on "DWTS.")

Michael N. Todaro/Getty ImagesFurther evidence America is fed up with the Kardashians: a petition boycotting the fame-grubbing family has attracted more than 100,000 signatures from people who really, really want to see them disappear.

Its name: "No More Kardashian," which says it all really, and the willingness of people to sign it signals that the empire could be -- in an especially apt k-word, via Celebitchy -- on the verge of "krumbling." A sister website, called Boycott Kim, has sprung from the grassroots petition, protesting the Kardashians' various products and commercial ventures. "Do Not Shop Or Buy These Brands," the site demands, rallying the haters. (Now we feel, like, totally guilty about purchasing Khloe and Lamar's unisex "Unbreakable" cologne as a holiday stocking stuffer.)

Indigo/Getty ImagesThe gossip mill keeps churning with rumors of a Kate Middleton pregnancy. In a new report, In Touch magazine claims on good authority that Middleton and Prince William are expecting their first child, and that she's about six weeks along with an heir to the throne.

According to a "palace insider," the 29-year-old Duchess is setting up a trio of nurseries at Nottingham Cottage, Kensington Palace and the couple's home in Wales. The Daily Beast provides some clues in support of the tabloid speculation: Middleton recently declined to taste peanut paste during a visit to UNICEF's supply center in Copenhagen (nuts are apparently a no-no for expectant mothers). And she turned down a glass of champagne at a charity event last month. Also: the Queen has amended the rules of royal succession so that a female firstborn has dibs on the throne ahead of a younger brother.

TMZMariah Yeater is not letting Justin Bieber off the hook just yet. Although she reportedly dismissed her paternity lawsuit against the 17-year-old superstar, Yeater intends to continue her battle -- outside of the public eye.

"She believes Justin Bieber is the father. There's a new legal team. ... We're trying to secure a private DNA test, because this case is out of control," attorney Jeffery Leving tells Chicago's WGN-TV station.

Arnaldo Magnani/Getty ImagesFile Under Juicy Yet Totally Dubious Tabloid Gossip: Jennifer Aniston allegedly met with  beau Justin Theroux's disgruntled ex-girlfriend of 14 years at a New York City hotel last week. It was "emotional." Allegedly.

According to Grazia magazine (via the Daily Mail), Aniston assured Heidi Bivens -- over a glass of wine, girl-to-girl -- that she and Theroux did not get together until after he broke up with the costume designer. Said a source: "Jen has always been sympathetic to Heidi because she's heard from Justin just how devastated she is about their break-up. But Jen has always been adamant that their relationships did not cross over."

First Bethenny Frankel spun off her own show from "The Real Housewives of New York." Now Kim Zolciak is following suit with the Atlanta spin-off "Don't Be Tardy For the Wedding."

"I am so excited to give an up close and personal look at the next chapter in my life," the wig-loving, over-the-top newlywed tells The Famous in a statement. "My life has turned into a true Cinderella story and to watch the pieces unfold is going to be great."

Kevin Winter/Getty ImagesIt might be over on the marriage front for Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony but, professionally, the exes get along just fine. They reunited in San Juan, Puerto Rico last week to shoot some footage for their upcoming reality-TV talent show "Q'Viva! The Chosen," reports Us Weekly, which posted the photographic evidence on its website. (The photo to the left harkens back to May 2011, when Lopez and Anthony performed on "American Idol.")

The divorcing couple parted ways in July after seven years of marriage and a set of 3-year-old twins, Max and Emme. Lopez, 42, has since been enjoying the single life, quietly dating her 24-year-old backup dancer, Casper Smart, and stoking gossip headlines by publicly flirting with "Sexiest Man Alive" Bradley Cooper.

Lindsay Miller is 26 years old, and last October, she was diagnosed with pancreatic neuroendocrine cancer. She has a blog. She would really like to go on a coffee date with Joseph Gordon-Levitt:

We hope he answers yes! (Gordon-Levitt's publicist did not immediately respond to a request for comment.)

What say you, JGL?

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