It's not Ke$ha. - Twitpic/Katy PerryAny idea who's hiding behind this sinister wall of face paint? You have three guesses.

Dianna Agron? No! Charlize Theron? Ha! Casey Anthony? Creepy. Let's cut to the chase: the star skeleton is ... Katy Perry.

The pop star tweeted this photo while doing Halloween-y things with a ghoulish group of friends at the California theme park Knotts Berry Farm this weekend. "Be honest with me, do I look tired?" inquired Perry, who added: "Scariest night of my life!"

When she got home, Perry promptly washed off her makeup and went back to normal. Then she was like, no, and dressed up like a smurf.

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The exes' last public outing: May 2010. - Jordan Strauss/WireImageJonah Hill is a single man. Life & Style reports the "Moneyball" sidekick has called it quits with his longtime girlfriend, Jordan Klein.

"They decided to break up, although everyone thought these two would be heading toward marriage," a source tells the magazine. 

Hill and Klein were classmates at Crossroads high school in Santa Monica. They started dating in 2008 and were spotted acting all romantic in Los Angeles as recently as July.

A publicist for Hill did not immediately respond to our request for comment.

This might qualify as Too Soon but perhaps Klein became disillusioned by Hill's drastic weight loss (which renders him virtually unrecognizable and vaguely creepy)? Just a thought.

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"People keep handing me babies! Tehehehe." - Kevin Mazur/WireImageJessica Simpson's baby-holding tour continued this weekend at a Dillard's in New Orleans, where she cradled another fan's child while promoting her new clothing line. Simpson, rumored to be pregnant, is clearly TAUNTING US. Last week in San Francisco, Simpson coyly winked at the camera -- and all those pregnancy rumors -- by taking a cute photo with someone else's kid.

Meanwhile, Simpson will neither confirm nor deny reports she's expecting her first child with fiance Eric Johnson. The sometime-singer and multimillionaire fashion mogul reportedly took 10 pregnancy tests last month, getting a positive result each time.

"She's being coy about it because it's in the early weeks, but yes, the general consensus is that she's pregnant," a source tells OK magazine. "Jessica doesn't want to make an announcement, but everyone is expecting one anyway."

In the meantime, if you hand your baby to Simpson, she'll probably take a picture with it. Your baby will be famous!

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Walters is the one wearing red. Not upstagey at all, Babs! - Danny Martindale/Getty ImagesPaul McCartney married Nancy Shevell this weekend, and the ex-Beatle -- this will totes make our mom swoon -- sang his bride an original song at the reception. Awwwww. Sadly, People.com does not specify which tune but confirms the news with the groom's brother, Mike McCartney. "There was a lovely song that our kid did, and they had a lovely dance together. That was a nice little highlight of the evening," quoth he.

Among the revelers: Barbara Walters, who is Shevell's second cousin; Twiggy, the legendary '60s model; musician Mark Ronson; Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood, and RINGO STARR. Also, KATE MOSS, looking shimmery and spectacular in a gilver (gold + silver) sheath.

Not on the list: Heather Mills.

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A star will be born. - Steve Granitz/WireImageListen up, fellow celebrity-gawking brethren! The Beyonce hath spoken, and she hath bestowed this happy news upon us: the Babyonce will arrive in February, harkening the advent of a new musical era. The 30-year-old superstar announced the due date on the Australian show "Sunday Night" (via Us Weekly), saying: "(Being pregnant) already has changed my life. My husband and I have been together for 10 years, all of my twenties. I just feel like it's time and I'm very grateful that God has blessed me with the biggest gift any human can have."

Let us rejoice! Based on the prophecy of Taiwanese animation studio NMA, the child will be born in a manger and Nicki Minaj chosen as babysitter.

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"Bye!" - Marcel Thomas/FilmMagicFamous Readers!

Some sad news to impart: today is my last day blogging for The Famous! It's been a really fun ride over the past year. Everything was so different back when I started last October: Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were still married; no one had yet heard of Pippa Middleton; Jennifer Aniston was still crying lonely tears in her barren Malibu beach house.

Thankfully, you'll all still be in the wonderful hands of Erin Carlson, who will continue to bring you the latest and greatest celebrity news on a daily basis.

If you'd like, you can follow me on Twitter -- where I'll be linking to stuff I write in the future -- and check out my personal blog!

Farewell!
Josh

She looks tired. Or maybe it's the dress. - Christian Augustin/Getty ImagesNot everything Emma Stone wears turns to gold. The flame-haired actress is a cute, snazzy dresser who likes to have fun and experiment with fashion. But she was bound to slip up sooner or later. See: Stone's first big blah moment at Friday's premiere of "The Help" in Hamburg, Germany.

OK so this dress isn't so bad. We still hate it.

Time for a breakdown:

That is a crap color: Stone looks really washed out in this muted gray-putrid teal hue. (Pale girls and putrid muted tones don't mix.) It's like whenever actresses attend movie premieres in Germany, they -- or their stylists -- gravitate toward gowns that make them seem serious and actorly. See also: the SAG Awards, always a red-carpet snooze. 

That bag is ugly: We don't care if it's Lanvin, or Chanel, or Jason Wu for Target. It looks the budget clutch we carried around in college when we went out to the bars without jackets in February. Why did we do that? 

The makeup is .... not bad: We love Stone's bold gold eyeshadow and demure

For something that hasn't come out yet, Rihanna's "We Found Love" music video sure has gotten a lot of press.

First there was that whole thing about the Irish farmer who kicked the pop star off of his farm when he caught a glimpse of the provocative outfits she was wearing during the shoot.

And now People says that Rihanna has been seen out and about London "getting cozy" with Dudley O'Shaughnessy, the British boxer/model who is starring in the video with her.

Rihanna. - Jordan Strauss/WireImageO'Shaughnessy. - Jan Kruger/Getty Images 

According to the Sun, "Rihanna was making no secret that she fancied the pants off Dudley" during the "We Found Love" shoot (gotta love the British tabloid jargon...).

They were seen leaving the club Mahiki in London together early Friday morning.

Seems kind of appropriate that she seemingly found love while filming this particular video, no?

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