The happy (?) couple at Kim's bday bash. (Denise Truscello/WireImage)They tied the knot just two months ago, but speculation is already running rampant that the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries is on the rocks -- and although Kim admits there's been tension, she seems to think what they're experiencing is only natural given the circumstances.

"It's not been ideal because you're newlyweds and you want privacy," Kim told People while celebrating her 31st birthday in Las Vegas with her family and hubby. Alone time is something the couple's packed schedule has hardly allowed for since their wedding. Living in a New York hotel suite while filming "Kourtney and Kim Take New York," the newlyweds shared the intimate space with Kourtney, her boyfriend and their 22-month-old son Mason. Sharing a hotel room with family, including a toddler, is hardly an "ideal" honeymoon for anyone, even a family as close-knit as the Kardashians.

Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty ImagesJennifer Love Hewitt is never single for very long, if ever.

The love-loving actress debuted her latest squeeze -- actor Jarod Einsohn -- on the red carpet at Tuesday's premiere of "Like Crazy" in Los Angeles. Fittingly, the movie is a romantic drama (but starring Jennifer Lawrence, not Hewitt.)

Lalo Yasky/WireImageThe Coroner's report is in: Amy Winehouse's blood alcohol level was more than five times the legal limit when she died at the age of 27. Reuters reports the singer, who struggled with alcohol and drug addiction for years, had started drinking again -- after abstaining for a time -- the day before her July 23 death.

Coroner Suzanne Greenway ruled it "death by misadventure," an apt -- though perhaps unintentionally insensitive -- description.

Chris Weeks/WireImageA representative for Jennifer Hudson tells The Famous the singer has not called off her wedding to David Otunga, shooting down reports to the contrary.

"Yes, the engagement is still on," said publicist Graehme Morphy.

Denise Truscello/WireImageIt is beyond ridiculous that Kim Kardashian reportedly earns more than $10,000 per tweet -- or that Snooki was paid a whopping $32,000 to speak at Rutgers University. (Controversially, the "Jersey Store" roast chicken netted $2K more than fellow Rutgers speaker -- and Nobel Prize-winning author -- Toni Morrison.)

Over at the Huff Po, blogger Jo Piazza is launching an "Occupy Hollywood" campaign to even out the wealth disparity between the famous and the non-famous:

You, the consumer, can stop buying their products simply because they are hocking them. Don't buy a drink because Jennifer Aniston told you to. Don't go to a store just because Tori Spelling tweeted that she liked clothes. Don't pick up the latest celebrity fragrance or diet supplement, and don't grab a snack just because Snooki likes it too.

Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImageToday Tony Romo made the surprise announcement that his wife, Candice, is pregnant with the couple's first child.

Meanwhile, Romo's pre-Candice girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, has yet to announce she's so clearly expecting a baby with fiance Eric Johnson. (No word on whether the bump is real or fake. We have to look out for this stuff now, thanks to Beyonce.)

Kim Kardashian's engagement ring from Kris Humphries: $2 million.

Kim Kardashian's 31st birthday card from Kris Humphries: $4.49.

Life & Style purports to have the photographic documentation (see image to the right) of the New Jersey Net purchasing a modest -- and extremely last-minute -- card for Kardashian on her birthday last week. According to the magazine, Humphries spent half an hour mulling the choices until he decided on an American Greetings message which gushed such sweet nothings as "You're the world's greatest kisser" and "You're honest with me" and "You're fun and surprising."

Jason Merritt/Getty ImagesBehold this image of amiable actresses Amber Heard and Elle Fanning.

One is not like the other. Both are poorly dressed. Both failed to bring their respective A-games to the star-studded red carpet at the 5th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala in Beverly Hills Monday night.

Let's break down this double disaster: