Venturelli/WireImageStephen Lovekin/Getty ImagesThis morning in "Bodacious Blonde Catfights," we have an alleged one-sided feud between Scarlett Johansson and Blake Lively. According to Us Weekly, Johansson is reportedly fuming with jealousy over Lively's romantic relationship with her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds. "Scarlett is pissed that he's not under her spell anymore," quoth a source. "She realized what a great catch Ryan was." Any chance of reconciliation was ruined -- again, reportedly -- by ScarJo's rebound with Sean Penn, whom she split from earlier this year following a five-month, post-divorce affair. "Ryan would have gotten back with her. He was so totally in love," the source blabs, "but then she flaunted Sean right after their split, and he was done." Meanwhile, "Things are great (or Blake and Ryan). They haven't had a fight yet!" Give it time. Soon Lively will grow resentful of Reynolds' eight-pack, and the honeymoon phase will be over.

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Jason LaVeris/FilmMagicBarbara Walters has an interesting definition of "fascinating." In Walters' dictionary, it must be synonymous with "enraging," "polarizing" and "inescapable." Because Babs has just named the sisters Kardashian among her "Most Fascinating People" of 2011. The full list, via Just Jared: Simon Cowell (are we in 2003?), Derek Jeter (mehsville), Donald Trump (NOOOOOO), Pippa Middleton (makes sense), Katy Perry (fine, whatever) and 'Modern Family" duo Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson (cute).

The special airs Dec. 14 on ABC, and, per tradition, the least most fascinating human being on Earth will be revealed at the end. We'll be pretending not to watch.

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Ashton Kutcher/TwitterDivorces are hard. Getting divorced over the holidays is harder. Like Kris Humphries escaping to Minnesota, like a Cameron Crowe movie with an undercurrent of melancholy, Ashton Kutcher hopped on a plane to spend Thanksgiving -- and return to reality -- in his home state of Iowa. And because Kutcher is a chronic oversharer, he tweeted a photo metaphor so we're all informed on what is happening with him psychologically.

Thanks, Ashton!

Let's break it down:

He dumped her before the wedding. Left her looking the fool in an unfortunately timed bridal gown magazine photoshoot. But she's taking him back, for better or worse. Behold this fresh tweet from Kristin Cavallari, announcing her re-engagement to Chicago Bear Jay Cutler:

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Cavallari and Cutler: the modern-day equivalent of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton.

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Eric Ryan/Getty ImagesAnne Hathaway is excitedly planning her wedding to Adam "Not Ryan Gosling" Schulman. According to Page Six, the actress and the bit part actor-turned-jewelry designer were "overheard" at New York City's La Esquina restaurant on Monday night batting around ideas for the big event: they reportedly want co-ed bridesmaids and groomsmen in addition to -- hold on to your hats -- wine tasting. (We would like to pair some Pinot Grigio with this disappointingly weak item, Page Six.)

Fred Duval/FilmMagicIf Kris Humphries is still feeling resentful toward his soon-to-be ex-wife's family, perhaps it will ease his mind a bit that James Bond also shares a vitriolic distaste for the Kardashians.

Daniel Craig slammed the reality TV clan in a recent interview with Great Britain's GQ magazine, even going as far as to single them out when speaking dismissively of reality stars in general as a bothersome segment of the population.

Barry King/FilmMagicNot that we expect Gwyneth Paltrow to be a card-carrying Trekkie, but we might expect her to know a tad more about TV history.

Speaking on a "Black Voices" video series on Huffington Post, Paltrow told former record executive Steve Stoute about the limited racial integration she witnessed growing up in Santa Monica, CA.

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Kellan Lutz, the "Baywatch"-looking vamp from "Twilight," shaved a mohawk, and he's really, really proud of it.

"Movember equals MoHawk month right, or was it Mustache? ... Out with the old and in with the new, good bye dark hair it's been fun," Lutz wrote in a preening post on his WhoSay account.

The fun didn't last, apparently. Because the vaguely unsettling beefcake then took the razor and went completely bald, in a possible (and failed) effort to tone down the creepy. OK, that was mean: let's say something nice about Lutz! He's amusing. In an unintentional way.

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