Your eyes are not deceiving you. - Jacopo Raule/FilmMagicMischa Barton just keeps gifting us these wonderful ensembles. What have we done do deserve such greatness, Mischa?

Last Friday it was the geisha-esque, pink-eye look. And today she was spotted at the Nice airport looking like this.

Keep on keeping on, Misch.

Those are the hands of a grown woman. - Chris McKay/Getty ImagesAfter a near-decade of watching "American Idol" (covers ears, screams, uncovers ears) here's what we have learned about the voting process: tweens and their moms rule the outcome, dominating the phone lines to decide which contestants will face off in the finale. Basically, Haley Reinhart never had a chance.

It's no wonder that a pair of country teens -- smirky Scotty McCreery and sweet Lauren Alaina -- outvoted the Most Talented (Haley, obviously) to wind up in the final two. We are nerdily fascinated by "Idol" voting blocs, and based on our unscientific findings, we have come up with some results on the singers' respective fanbases:

If you like Scotty, you're: A) a fan of throwback country music, a purely American genre; B) a boy-crazy tween girl or C) a grown woman with an inappropriate crush on an underage former grocery checkout boy from North Carolina. Weirdo! But based on past "Idol" outcomes, you're not that weird. Recall the Cute White Boy victories of seasons past (David

Liv Tyler and Ben Affleck will reunite, one last time.Have you heard? The End of the World is upon us! It's supposedly going down on Saturday, and we're going to spend it curled up with a blanket, a carton of seven-layer taco dip from Trader Joe's and a DVRed episode of "Real Housewives" because if heaven is a place on earth, then it must be on our couch.

But enough about us. Let's worry about the celebrities for a change: What do A-listers, pop tarts and tabloid targets have planned for the impending Apocalypse? Probably something more fun and liberating as they break free from the shackles of the PR machine to really let loose, since the world is ending and all. Here are some of our predictions:

--Britney will escape her security detail, rent a car and embark on a cross-country road trip with LiLo, Xtina and other members of the Bad Girls' Club.

--Melania Trump will turn into a zombie, and shave The Donald's head.

--Justin Bieber will hold a press conference, peel off his skin and reveal himself to be Frankie Muniz. "I could always

Look, it's Dawson and Goodwin in the same picture! - Chris Weeks/WireImageIf you're a publicist of a famous Hollywood actress, what better time to dump the news of your client's break-up than late in the day on a Friday afternoon on a week when everyone's too busy making Rapture jokes and talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger to notice?

At least that was probably the thinking behind the announcements this afternoon that both Ginnifer Goodwin and Rosario Dawson are now single.

Goodwin and fiance Joey Kern ("Super Troopers") broke off their engagement "a few weeks ago," a source told People. The pair were engaged in December and, according to the source, they hope to remain friends. (Good luck with that, guys!)

Meanwhile, Dawson has split from her French DJ boyfriend Mathieu Schreyer. The pair have been together since at least December 2008, and Us Weekly reports that Dawson was the one who ended it.

"She broke up with him. She was the one who ended it," the source said, "They were always in separate places because of their careers. I know her close friends did

Hulk Hogan is taking the tragic death of fellow wrestler Randy "Macho Man" Savage especially hard. In a series of tweets, Hogan reveals he recently began talking with his WWF friend and rival after a decade of silence.

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"I just pray that he's happy and in a better place," Hogan writes in another tweet. Savage died this morning when his Jeep collided with a tree in Seminole, Florida. He reportedly suffered a heart attack behind the wheel.

RIP, Randy.

A pregnant Jessica Alba stopped by the "Ellen DeGeneres Show" this week where she revealed she will be employing a HypnoBirthing plan for the upcoming birth of her second child.

Now while this sounds super "out there" (we were imagining all these wires plugged into Alba's body while a cloaked man leads her in the recitation of some monotone chant), it turns out it's actually pretty innocuous.

"It's called HypnoBirthing. So it's not like the clock in front of your face and you go out and you wake up and you got a baby," she explained. "No, it's basically my husband takes me through sort of a meditation. So he's like saying, 'You're relaxed and you're floating on clouds,' while you're going through labor and your contractions. He just sort of does a guided meditation. I'm just concentrating on breathing and staying relaxed because it's when you get tense that makes the whole labor worse and more painful. That's all it is. It's not like a weird thing."

So basically, she's just going to

Presented without comment. - Stephen Lovekin/Getty ImagesWhen Woody Allen picks a muse, there is always an unsettling undercurrent of creepiness: does he only cast actresses he wants to bang? Turns out, that's correct.

Here's Allen discussing Rachel McAdams, the star of his new movie "Midnight in Paris," in an interview with W:

"I wanted her to play the bad girl, the girl who's sexy enough to be negative and still interesting. But I'm crazy about Rachel. I have great adoration and lust and interest in all of the women in my films. It would thrill me to go out with all of them."

The 75-year-old filmmaker's list of muses includes: Mia Farrow (that went well); Diane Keaton (aka Annie Hall); Mariel Hemingway (Allen's teen love interest in "Manhattan"); ScarJo (he created roles for her in "Match Point," "Scoop," "Vicky Cristina Barcelona"), and Penelope Cruz, who was brilliantly crazy in "Barcelona." 

"Casting is so awkward," says Allen, who has previously denied fixating on certain starlets. "I'm too shy to meet them. I have the women come in

LiLo. - Stefanie Keenan/WireImageAmidst all of her legal troubles, Lindsay Lohan's love life -- which used to be one of the focal points of Lohan-centric tabloid items -- has been on the back burner.

When she appeared on "The Late Show" recently, Lohan -- whose last confirmed relationship was with DJ Samantha Ronson -- told David Letterman she was single.

Yesterday, Lohan for some reason stopped by "The Kyle and Jackie O Show" -- an Australian radio program -- and the hosts dug a little bit deeper than Letterman did into Lohan's current romantic outlook.

Kyle asked, boldly, "We'd love to know whether you're like a lesbian or whether you're a bi... 'cause boys wanna know if they still have a chance ... have we still got a chance?"

Lohan responded in the affirmative: "Yes."

At this point, Jackie O asked if she had a chance with Lohan, a question Lohan deflected with a "That's awkward."

In any event, Kyle and Jackie O should be given some sort of service journalism award.