"tired girl I am..." - Getty ImagesWe can't say we entirely blame Lindsay Lohan for spending the days before she will be outfitted in a monitoring bracelet and confined to her home in Miami, but we're also not sure if staying out in clubs 'til 5 a.m. is the greatest way to indicate she's working to turn her life around.

Lohan was in Miami this weekend for a photo shoot, though she made plenty time for beach lounging with sister Ali (where Lohan inadvertently flashed the paparazzi and then gave them the finger).

Lohan also partied, sans Ali, and we mean partied. She hit up the club Liv inside the Fontainebleu hotel three nights in a row, staying out until the early morning each night.

"She wasn't drinking alcohol, but had a ton of Red Bulls," a source told E! News, who also said Lohan spent time in the DJ booth each night.

Considering these late nights, her tweet "Been working in miami, long day, tired girl i am...." shouldn't come as much of a surprise.

We never really understood people who prefer decaf coffee over the regular stuff: what's the point of drinking bitter brown liquid without the caffeine fix? Weird! Khloe Kardashian, our soulmate in many ways (not really), knows what we mean. She tweets:

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Thank you, Khloe, for putting that out there. As soon as she did, however, several fans schooled the reality star on Twitter. User @katyboo1985 said she can't consume caffeinated coffee "because of a health condition," but agrees "there is no point." Quoth another Khloe follower: it "helps people who have heart problems so they are still getting caffeine but not too much!"

"I never knew that!" the outspoken Kardashian sister replied, feeling guilty. That'll teach her -- and us -- not to mock decaf drinkers from this day forward. 

Warren in February. - Paul Archuleta/FilmMagicEstella Warren -- an actress and model whose name probably sounds very familiar even if you can't quite place her (she was in "Planet of the Apes," if that helps) -- had a pretty eventful evening last night.

Right before midnight last night, Warren hit three parked cars in her Toyota Prius, according to TMZ. She drove away but cops tracked her down and arrested her for DUI. Warren was not very pleased about this and kicked a cop in the process of being arrested.

She was taken to the station in handcuffs where -- to top it all off -- she was somehow able to escape from her cuffs (!) and run out the back door. (They were able to retrieve her.)

Warren is now reportedly being held for assault, hit and run and DUI with her bail  set for $100,000.

Perhaps the only upside for Warren from all of this is that now when someone mentions "Estella Warren," there is a better chance people will know who they're talking about.

The Zach-January dynamic, photographed. - Frazer Harrison/Getty ImagesHatred of January Jones is so common, even Zach Galifianakis is jumping on the bandwagon. When told the "Mad Men" ice queen considers him the most naturally funny guy she's ever met, the "Hangover" star dished to The Short List about a chance encounter that went terribly awry:

"That's really funny because, if I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy. I was at a party -- I'd never met her -- and she was like, 'Come sit down.' So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, 'I think it's time for you to leave now.' So I say, 'January, you are an actress in a show and everybody's going to forget about you in a few years, so f--king be nice,' and I got up and left. And she thinks that's funny?"

As a kicker, Galifianakis says he wouldn't want to do a sex scene with Jones. "I'd hate it," he gripes. "I've only had to do a few of those things were you have to kiss and stuff. It's so embarrassing."

Ha. That remark is likely about Galifianakis'

The message of this ad for Justin Bieber's fragrance for women, called "Someday," seems to be: if you spritz yourself a few times with the scent, Bieber will descend from heaven, sniff you from behind like some sort of attack dog/murderer, and then take you away to his cloud prison up in the sky. Sexy stuff!

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We would like a transcript of this conversation, please. - Getty ImagesFresh from their Seychelles honeymoon, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge had some friends over to Buckingham Palace. By "friends," we mean President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama. It's not all too often you command an audience with the Obamas, nor the Cambridges, so both couples dressed to impress during a visit today in London. Queen Elizabeth invited the Obamas for a two-day meet-and-greet, which will include a state banquet and a presidential speech to parliament.

Meanwhile, William and Kate have returned from 10 days on a private island retreat with some seriously golden tans. Somewhere Victoria and David Beckham, not to be outdone, are booking extra time in Pippa Middleton's private spray-tanning booth.

"You only have ONE kid?" - Getty ImagesAnother day, another twist in the Arnold Schwarzenegger love child(ren) scandal: apparently it was Maria Shriver herself who blew the whistle on her husband, hatching a plan to leak the story to the Los Angeles Times.

According to TMZ, Shriver became "hysterical" after finding out that Schwarzenegger fathered a son with their longtime maid, Mildred Baena. Shriver had suspected this, and has since hired a private investigator to probe Ah-nold before she files for divorce. As for Baena, she kept mum for years as the former Governator doted on the boy, providing mother and child with a comfortable lifestyle (in exchange for Baena's discretion). Upon discovering this devastating bombshell, Shriver's first instinct was to call a press conference -- but friends talked her off the ledge, helping her devise a strategy to expose Schwarzenegger through strategic leaks.

So now he's reportedly upset that his long-suffering wife had been talking to friends (see: Oprah, Gayle) about the affair. You

Imagine Olivia Wilde standing to Timberlake's right to complete the visual. - Angela Weiss/WireImageFollowing his widely acclaimed turn hosting "Saturday Night Live" this weekend, Justin Timberlake partied with not one of his high-profile rumored flings -- but both of 'em.

Both his "In Time" co-star Olivia Wilde and his "Friends With Benefits" co-star Mila Kunis -- both of whom have been romantically linked to Timberlake at various times over the past year -- were in attendance. And from the sounds of it, everyone got along famously.

According to a Page Six spy, Timberlake was seen "chatting away [with] both Mila and Olivia. The two actresses then hung out together, and Olivia talked for a while with Bradley Cooper. Olivia, Mila and Justin all left at the same time."

Insert your own "3-Way" joke here.

Seriously though, we are inclined to believe the other Page Six source who claims both actresses are just "friends" of Timberlake's, if only because otherwise it seems like all of them hanging out together would be really uncomfortable and something they would have tried to avoid?