James Devaney/WireImageYou won't see Meryl Streep doing this. Oscar-winner Charlize Theron made a secret sex tape on her cell phone that was hacked and uploaded to the Web. But hold your horses, folks. It's all a ruse, and a very funny one at that. The clip was made for April Fools' Day and is actually a skit for Funny or Die. Theron looks into the camera and says, "Oh my God, I'm so nervous. I've never made a sex tape before. I hope nobody sees this who's not supposed to see this."
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Theron, 36, then turns on creepy "Eyes Wide Shut"-type music and says, "Move over Paris and Kim. 'Cause I'm gonna do some real kinky s***." The camera pans over to two leather masked men with mouth gags being ordered by Charlize to "dance." It gets weirder/funnier from there. Theron tosses "scolding hot milk" on the men, who writhe in "pain." Of course, it's all a joke. No leather daddies were harmed in the making of this movie.
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The entire thing is completely insane and sure to be incredibly buzzy. Watch it below …
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But the joke doesn't end there. Theron posted a response to the "hacking" in which she says, "Yes, these are authentic Charlize Theron cell-phone videos. Let there be no doubt, Funny or Die is behind all of it. This web site is an enemy to smoking hot actresses everywhere." She ends with a warning to viewers. "Funny or Die will steal your phone and display your junk and bits."
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