"I think that teenagers are just cooler than everybody else on the planet," says Ashton Kutcher. - Jon Furniss/WireImage.comAshton Kutcher launched a new website today -- Blahgirls.com -- that features an online celebrity gossip show called "Blah, Blah, Blah" hosted by three animated teenagers named Britney, Tiffany, and Krystle. I got to chat with Ashton the other day about his Blah Girls and why he loves making fun stuff for teens.

What is "Blah, Blah, Blah"?
"I would say it's sort of everything you need to know about celebrities with a comedic twist from an insider perspective told through the voice of three teenage animated girls."

Where did you get the idea for the show?
"It was sort of a collaboration. Todd Goldman, who's the animator, [came up with] some really funny looking characters, and I've been driving teenage girls to school for the last four years now, so I hear a lot of these conversations that take place [between teens]. After awhile everything that I was hearing from the back seat just sounded like, 'Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.' Hence, the Blah Girls were born." 

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Aaron Spelling must be rolling over in his grave right now. I would be too if the CW took my classic show and ruined it like they did with last night's lame "90210" spinoff. Ugh. What a hot mess. Did you watch it? I did. I had to. I was so excited at 7:59 pm and so over it within the first 15 minutes. Not only was the script awful, the acting was beyond atrocious. Even my girl Shannen Doherty disappointed. So sad. Ok, here's my character analysis:

Annie Wilson (Shenae Grimes) —- Emaciated.

Dixon Wilson (Tristan Wilds) —- Boring.

Naomi Clark (AnnaLynne McCord) —- Yikes.

Ethan Ward (Dustin Milligan) —- Snooze.

Erin "Silver" Silver (Jessica Stroup) —- Tame.

Navid Shirazi (Michael Steger) —- Annoying.

Ryan Matthews (Ryan Eggold) —- Hot.

Debbie Wilson (Lori Loughlin) —- Plastic.

Harry Wilson (Rob Estes) —- Whatever.

Tabitha Wilson (Jessica Walters) —- Drunk.

Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) —- Doomed.

Kelly Taylor (Jennie Garth) —- Tragic.

Brenda Walsh (Shannen Doherty) —- Leave.

Nat (Joe E.

Brody Jenner attends the Z100 Jingle Ball 2008 in NYC. - Jim Spellman/WireImage.comWho does Brody Jenner think is the hottest girl on "The Hills"? All of them!

The reality star opened up to Usmagazine.com backstage at the Z100 Jingle Ball in New York last Friday. "I think they're all beautiful," a diplomatic Brody said of his ex Lauren Conrad and her fellow "Hills" stars. Okay, Brody, whatever.

Get ready to see more of Brody on MTV at the end of this month when he gets his own reality show, "Bromance." As he explained to Usmagazine.com a bromance is "a special bond between two males. There's 'Punk'd' elements, 'Superbad,' fireside margaritas with these guys, awkward guy moments."

I hope it's better than his previous bro-focused show, "The Princes of Malibu," in which he slacked around the beach community with his brother Brandon. That show was cancelled after only two episodes. "Bromance" looks more promising as Brody and his buddy Frankie Delgado shop around for a bro to replace ex-BFF Spencer Pratt. Any efforts to replace Spencer are good in my book.

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OMG! Winners of the "Meet Miley" contest got to meet Miley last Friday in Los Angeles. After being treated to a special pre-screening of "Hannah Montana: The Movie" on the Disney lot, the fans were whisked off to NBC studios, where they got up close and personal with Miley Cyrus herself! "Access Hollywood's" Nancy O'Dell hosted a Q&A session with the teen queen and her "Hannah Montana" movie costars, Billy Ray Cyrus, Emily Osment, and Lucas Till. If you weren't lucky enough to attend, check out these video clips:

"Hannah Montana: The Movie" premieres Friday, April 10. If you're not already inspired enough to see the film, watch a preview below:

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag eloped, but they invited Us Weekly to their wedding! - Us WeeklyFinally, it was the moment "Hills" fans have been waiting for (cue the eye roll): Heidi Montag (22) and Spencer Pratt (25) got hitched. Since the reality "stars" reportedly eloped while vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, MTV viewers unfortunately didn't get to see the duo pledge their undying love for one another on-screen. But they can see the wedding pics and get a blow-by-blow account of the nuptials in the new issue of Us Weekly. "The minute we said our vows, I couldn't stop crying," Heidi tells the mag....

Wait -- when you elope, doesn't that mean you run off secretly to be married? Since Speidi tied the knot on November 19, and Us Weekly is running their wedding pics not even a week later, I'm guessing the publication knew all about the nuptials way beforehand. How sad that Speidi told Us' Editor Janice Min the good news before their own parents!

Well, now that I think of it, in an interview with Kate Aurthur of the Los Angeles Times, Spencer noted that, "Janice Min at Us

Nick Jonas is apparently back on the market! The 16-year-old hottie was rumored to have been dating "Wizards of Waverly Place" star Selena Gomez, but in an interview with "The Insider" he revealed that he's currently single.

Nick, Kevin, and Joe Jonas are a bunch of heartbreakers! - Jeffrey Ufberg/WireImage.com

While Nick is footloose and fancy free (for the moment), his older brothers are both in relationships. Kevin is reportedly seeing Danielle Deleasa -- a girl from their hometown of Wyckoff, New Jersey -- while Joe has been romantically linked to dark-haired beauty Camilla Belle. Since Joe has been dubbed "the ladies man" of the group, we're sure the actress won't be his last girlfriend! But will he break her heart like he broke Taylor Swift's?

The JoBros recently paid a visit to the "Late Show With David Letterman," where the talk show host got the boys to open about a couple of their famous former flames.

Nick admitted that he did date Miley Cyrus while they were on tour together. "I think that I was 14, so I was pretty young," he said. "I think you can just

Back in 2006, Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad were inseparable BFFs. A lot's changed since then. - Jason Squires/WireImage.comOMG! Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag are friends again!

If you've been watching this season of "The Hills" you could kind of see it coming. It all started when Heidi's sister Holly moved to LA. Apparently Holly, Heidi, and Lauren were all BFFs back in the day. I don't remember that threesome from season one, but I'll take their word for it.

Holly's presence seemed to make both Heidi and Lauren realize how much they missed each other, and I guess they were finally able to put their differences behind them. LC's been pretty clear that her only beef with Heidi is her obnoxious boyfriend of two years, Spencer Pratt. So did Speidi break up? Apparently not.

According to Us Weekly, the big reconciliation occurred at STK restaurant in Los Angeles on Tuesday night, where Heidi and Spencer were dining together. Lauren was there celebrating after her runway show at Los Angeles Fashion Week, and Heidi took advantage of the festive mood to congratulate her old friend. The two hugged after a

Lovebirds Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron hang in Los Angeles. - Star Pix/INFphoto.comWe haven't seen "High School Musical" hotties Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron out and about in a while, but the duo was spotted yesterday in Los Angeles reportedly shopping for furniture at Design Within Reach. Perhaps they were looking for unique pieces to fill Van's new $3 million home?

According to Star magazine, Zac already purchased his girlfriend a housewarming gift, but it wasn't a candle or gift certificate to Crate and Barrel. Instead, the 21-year-old actor splurged on a $50,000 vintage Louis Vuitton steamer trunk! When a guy shells out that kind of cash, it must be love.