"90210's" new class didn't impress this blogger. - Frank Ockenfels/The CWAaron Spelling must be rolling over in his grave right now. I would be too if the CW took my classic show and ruined it like they did with last night's lame "90210" spinoff. Ugh. What a hot mess. Did you watch it? I did. I had to. I was so excited at 7:59 pm and so over it within the first 15 minutes. Not only was the script awful, the acting was beyond atrocious. Even my girl Shannen Doherty disappointed. So sad. Ok, here's my character analysis:
Annie Wilson (Shenae Grimes) —- Emaciated.
Dixon Wilson (Tristan Wilds) —- Boring.
Naomi Clark (AnnaLynne McCord) —- Yikes.
Ethan Ward (Dustin Milligan) —- Snooze.
Erin "Silver" Silver (Jessica Stroup) —- Tame.
Navid Shirazi (Michael Steger) —- Annoying.
Ryan Matthews (Ryan Eggold) —- Hot.
Debbie Wilson (Lori Loughlin) —- Plastic.
Harry Wilson (Rob Estes) —- Whatever.
Tabitha Wilson (Jessica Walters) —- Drunk.
Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) —- Doomed.
Kelly Taylor (Jennie Garth) —- Tragic.
Brenda Walsh (Shannen Doherty) —- Leave.
Nat (Joe E. Tata) —- Ugh.
I bet Tori Spelling was sitting on her couch eating a gallon of ice cream and laughing her way through the train wreck. I was. I bet she won't accept an offer to appear on the show even if the producers fork over the cash. Why should she get involved? Her jewelry line on HSN is way more exciting.
Anyway, let me know what you think. I probably should give it another episode or two, but to be honest, I don't think it will get any better.