Blog Posts by Lizbeth Scordo

The beachfront home. (ElisabethHalsted.com)

Listen up, kids. When your teacher tells you that you'll never amount to anything making dirty jokes, using swear words, or talking about bodily functions, just remind her of Judd Apatow. (OK, if there are any kids reading this, don’t actually do that.) But thanks to the fortune the 45-year-old has made producing, writing, and directing hit over-the-top comedies like “The 40-Year-Old Virgin,” “Knocked Up,” and “Bridesmaids,” he just picked up a beachfront Malibu home for nearly $11 million.

Heidi Klum and 7-year-old son Henry in Hawaii. (FameFlynet)With daughter Lou and boyfriend Martin Kristen. (FameFlynet)
Heidi Klum really is superwoman! The 39-year-old is a model, “Project Runway” host, “America’s Got Talent” judge, mom of four, and now … lifesaver.

Klum was snapped pulling 7-year-old son Henry out of the water on a Hawaiian beach on Sunday after he was pulled into the sea by a big wave. Klum also helped rescue two nannies who were in the water with Henry.

In the pics, which you can see here, a bikini-clad Klum is seen pulling Henry back to shore by the arm, swimming out to sea, and helping to drag both nannies out of the water, one of whom appeared to be panicked and gasping for air. Klum’s bodyguard boyfriend Martin Kristen was most likely involved in the rescue too and in one photo looks to be catching his breath after coming out of the ocean.

Beckingham Palace (Pacific Coast News)

A lot’s changed for the Beckham family over the last few months. Soccer pro patriarch David left the L.A. Galaxy at the end of last year and announced in January he’ll be heading back to Europe after signing a five-month deal to join French team Paris St. Germain. While it’s unclear if David, wife Victoria, and their four children will hang on to their 22,000-square-foot Beverly Hills home, they’re reportedly letting go of their 22-acre English country estate, dubbed "Beckingham Palace" by the press.

Cory Monteith and girlfriend Lea Michele (Getty Images)“Glee” actor Cory Monteith has checked into rehab for substance abuse. The 30-year-old “has voluntarily admitted himself into a treatment facility for substance addiction. He graciously asks for your respect and privacy as he takes the necessary steps towards recovery,” his rep tells omg!.

Jim Carrey (Gary MIller/FilmMagic)Jim Carrey isn’t about to let Fox News have the last word.

The 51-year-old put out a statement on Friday alleging that the cable news channel had “viciously” slandered him via its coverage of the Funny or Die video he released earlier this week, titled “Cold Dead Hand,” that pokes fun at the late former NRA president Charlton Heston and gun enthusiasts.

In the statement, the “Liar, Liar” actor continually refers to the network as “Fux News” and says he would “take them to task legally if I felt they were worth my time or that anyone with a brain in their head could actually for fall for such irresponsible buffoonery.”

TumblrIreland Baldwin recently announced she’s signed a modeling contract, but in case anyone missed the news, she’s now proving it through photos.

Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger’s 17-year-old daughter has taken to multiple branches of social media this month to show off her 6’2” fab figure. On Instagram there’s a selfie of the teen standing in her bathroom, donning just a cleavage-baring Nike sports bra and super-short spandex shorts. On Twitter, she’s got a shot of herself standing in her kitchen downing Cheerios while wearing nothing but (a different) sports bra on top. And just this week on her Tumblr account, Baldwin flaunted her toned bod in a super-sexy shot, standing at the ocean’s edge with wet hair in a skimpy bikini.

Amanda Bynes is threatening a lawsuit. (Splash News)This photo of Bynes in Times Square ran on several sites. (Splash News)Former child star Amanda Bynes has made plenty of not-so-flattering headlines over the last year … and she’s now decided to sue two of the celebrity news publications covering her.

"I'm suing @usweekly & @perezhilton for continuing to act like I'm doing something wrong by tweeting and walking to photoshoots. F*** you!!!!,” she posted to her Twitter page on Thursday.

Ironically, it’s her Twitter account that’s been prompting a lot of the coverage in the first place. Over the last few months, the 26-year-old has been tweeting out photos of herself with multiple piercings, wacky new looks (including this one she dubbed “pudgy” on Tuesday), and an array of interesting statements, from the bizzare “I want @drake to murder my vagina”(last Thursday) to the oddly benign "Uh oh! Stained my shirt while getting ready...grrrrrrrrrr!" (this week). She has more than 453,000 Twitter followers.

Bell's dog Lola gets close to the new baby. (WhoSay/WireImage)

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard probably don’t have to worry about their dog getting along with their future baby. Seems their pup Lola can’t get enough of her future sibling … and he or she hasn’t even made it out of the womb yet.

Bell posted a pic to her WhoSay account on Wednesday showing the couple’s pooch snuggled up to her bare belly, writing “Eavesdropping.”