Blog Posts by Erin Carlson

Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty ImagesKristin Cavallari is NOT AMUSED by a report that she hooked up with Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend, Scott Disick, before their son Mason was born. Her angry denial, via "The Billy Bush Show":

I just think, what convenient timing for them with their show premiering next week. With everything that's going on for Kim, I feel like they're trying to take the heat off her. When there's a big story like that, they always call you and ask if you want to comment and clearly none of them denied it. ... It's disrespectful to me and (beau) Jay (Cutler), and I think it just says a lot about their character.

Meow.

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TMZA friend of Mariah Yeater -- the woman who alleges Justin Bieber fathered her baby son -- has sold her out to TMZ, which published shady texts from Yeater attempting to cover up the identity of the child's true dad. (Shock: it's not Justin Bieber.) The friend, identified only as "John," provided photo evidence of a text exchange from yesterday wherein -- you can't make this stuff up -- Yeater begs him to erase a message from her mother stating that an ex-boyfriend named Robbie is the father. The 20-year-old single mom even tried to bribe "John" with money, writing: "Ill kick u when we get paid."

(Nice try, Mariah, but you won't be awarded any Blair Waldorf medals for pulling off diabolically elaborate schemes anytime soon.)

Jeffrey Mayer/WireImageGeorge Clooney should think twice before breaking up with Stacy Keibler.

"She can kick my ass," Clooney cracked to E! News while escorting the ex-WWE wrestler to the Hollywood premiere of "The Descendants." He added: "She's very tall. And she can take me two out of three falls. That's important, too."

This is the first time Clooney has talked about Keibler at any length, in such glowing terms. The A-lister and serial monogamist, who is against marriage and children (but only for himself), began dating her last summer shortly after he ended his relationship with Elisabetta Canalis, Italian TV personality-turned-"Dancing With the Stars" contestant. (Keibler also did a stint on "DWTS.")

Michael N. Todaro/Getty ImagesFurther evidence America is fed up with the Kardashians: a petition boycotting the fame-grubbing family has attracted more than 100,000 signatures from people who really, really want to see them disappear.

Its name: "No More Kardashian," which says it all really, and the willingness of people to sign it signals that the empire could be -- in an especially apt k-word, via Celebitchy -- on the verge of "krumbling." A sister website, called Boycott Kim, has sprung from the grassroots petition, protesting the Kardashians' various products and commercial ventures. "Do Not Shop Or Buy These Brands," the site demands, rallying the haters. (Now we feel, like, totally guilty about purchasing Khloe and Lamar's unisex "Unbreakable" cologne as a holiday stocking stuffer.)

Indigo/Getty ImagesThe gossip mill keeps churning with rumors of a Kate Middleton pregnancy. In a new report, In Touch magazine claims on good authority that Middleton and Prince William are expecting their first child, and that she's about six weeks along with an heir to the throne.

According to a "palace insider," the 29-year-old Duchess is setting up a trio of nurseries at Nottingham Cottage, Kensington Palace and the couple's home in Wales. The Daily Beast provides some clues in support of the tabloid speculation: Middleton recently declined to taste peanut paste during a visit to UNICEF's supply center in Copenhagen (nuts are apparently a no-no for expectant mothers). And she turned down a glass of champagne at a charity event last month. Also: the Queen has amended the rules of royal succession so that a female firstborn has dibs on the throne ahead of a younger brother.

TMZMariah Yeater is not letting Justin Bieber off the hook just yet. Although she reportedly dismissed her paternity lawsuit against the 17-year-old superstar, Yeater intends to continue her battle -- outside of the public eye.

"She believes Justin Bieber is the father. There's a new legal team. ... We're trying to secure a private DNA test, because this case is out of control," attorney Jeffery Leving tells Chicago's WGN-TV station.

Arnaldo Magnani/Getty ImagesFile Under Juicy Yet Totally Dubious Tabloid Gossip: Jennifer Aniston allegedly met with  beau Justin Theroux's disgruntled ex-girlfriend of 14 years at a New York City hotel last week. It was "emotional." Allegedly.

According to Grazia magazine (via the Daily Mail), Aniston assured Heidi Bivens -- over a glass of wine, girl-to-girl -- that she and Theroux did not get together until after he broke up with the costume designer. Said a source: "Jen has always been sympathetic to Heidi because she's heard from Justin just how devastated she is about their break-up. But Jen has always been adamant that their relationships did not cross over."

First Bethenny Frankel spun off her own show from "The Real Housewives of New York." Now Kim Zolciak is following suit with the Atlanta spin-off "Don't Be Tardy For the Wedding."

"I am so excited to give an up close and personal look at the next chapter in my life," the wig-loving, over-the-top newlywed tells The Famous in a statement. "My life has turned into a true Cinderella story and to watch the pieces unfold is going to be great."