Smug soon-to-be-marrieds Jesse James and Kat Von D. - Jason Merritt/Getty ImagesFinally, a book the entire family can enjoy. A new tome to inspire book clubs across America. The next Great American Memoir. That's right: Jesse James is writing an explosive tell-all, soon to hit a bookstore near you.
The memoir, called American Outlaw, has reportedly been picked up by Gallery Books, an imprint of the Simon & Schuster publishing house. No publication date has been set but it will be published sometime this year.
We eagerly await the heartrending chapter when James finds redemption in the arms of fiance and tattoo artist Kat Von D, the woman who taught him how to love again when everyone else turned their backs.
Blech.
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